Fangasmic

So in case you missed it, So Delicious So Terrible is now also a tumblr account that updates whenever we get submissions or whatever I find something terrible on my delicious. So below, please enjoy a round up of the things we've had there so far, in case you're not a tumblr weed.

( Some Harry Potter, among other things. )

More to come, I'm sure. We love your submissions!

The Rapture, ladies and gentlemen. I may not believe in god, but I would love to help Rupert Young out if you know what I mean.

I know, I know, all I do recently is post things from Bradley James' twitter, but have you been following him? The boy is sweeter than snails and puppy dog tails and apparently full of fanservice.



Let's talk about this image he posted tonight for a minute.

1. Hell yes those knights are hot. Like super hot. And they're just casually posing for Bradley's twitter. God, every time I write that it sounds like Bradley has a vagina. Awkward.


2. The only person who looks confused here is Rupert, and I think that's because Bradley is sitting in his lap. I mean, we all know Bradley thinks he is all that,
   
   
   
   but also that possibly Rupert is responsible for all viruses on the internet. That's mostly because Bradley doesn't understand how the Internet works and about 10% because he gets really flustered every time Rupert emails him anything.
   
   
   
   Poor Colin.


3. Okay seriously check out those arms. HOTT.


4. Most important of all: Gawaine has the most homosexual hair of all the knights, and I can't tell if that was the actor's choice for downtime (I'm sure he would say that "football" is a serious "sport" and he needs his hair out of his eyes, but let's be serious - the only people who take "football" seriously call it "football" instead of soccer) or if the people in hair and make up read a lot of Gawaine/Merlin >> jealous!Arthur >> Arthur/Merlin fan fiction and figured this was a nice way to gay him up for series four.


5. Listen, I did my hair that way when I was in grades one and two.

Someone posts something like this:



Things of note:

• Bradley James is still super amazingly good looking


• Also he looks so happy and excited I can't help but smile looking at this


• Shut up, he's really awesome and I can't help myself


• Is that comic sans in the middle there?! AUGH


• No seriously, Bradley James, you are so amazing

We're undecided about fic warnings here at FG. Some of us are all for them and some of us think they're dumb, but there are some things we all agree stories should warn for ahead of time. The kind of things that no author would ever actually warn you for, you know? I guess that's what fic recs are for. Regardless, please enjoy these humorous caveats.

( Warning: One of them turns into a dog in the middle. Before the NC-17 part. )

What impossible things do you wish authors would warn for? Tell us!

We had some doubts about Starz's up-coming series that is supposed to be kind of a cross between Merlin (our favourite) and The Tudors (ehhhhhh). There was some potential there, but it's too late because they've already made a horrible, horrible mistake:


What have they done to JFiennes? He looked okay before. Now he looks creepy, old, and dumb.

Don't you know, Starz Network? We've seen Merlin as a hot young piece of ass. Our brains went there. I can show you the exact equation, and the results of it can never be unseen.


Colin Morgan giving his Meaningful Eyes of Feeling to camera; being attractive and young

Merlin = Hot Young Thing
Arthur = Hot Young Thing
Therefore Arthur = TOTALLY BANGING HIS COURT WIZARD

You know what else can never be unseen? Me trying to imagine Bradley James coming home and banging this. Not sexy. Not sexy at all, Starz.

In case you missed it, Nathan Fillion has adopted and is promoting a new catch phrase:



Ignore his clearly incorrect example sentence though, because Fangasmic is happy to offer you a selection of appropriate usages below.

1. "Jesus christ, I'm so fucking sore!" "Why?" "Man, I got double rainbowed last night".


2. Merlin's favourite sex act was the double rainbow, but he always made sure he had the next two days free before using it because of the serious medical side effects.


3. All Brad wanted was for someone to bend him over and give him a good double rainbow.

Go forth, rainbow fans. You know you want to. Arthur certainly does.

There are a few things you could post on delicious that would basically guarantee me clicking on them. Almost all of them are embarrassing and kind of stupid, which means that once in awhile I almost feel bad about making fun of what other people bookmark on there. But not for very long, because the rest of the Fangasmic staff spend most of the day making fun of my reading habits.

You could call those long stretches of conversation that inevitably end with something like this actual conversation:

thatneedslube: I just found a Star Trek AU based on You've Got Mail but with science!!
terribleperson: Of course you did
terribleperson: You are, like, our Unicorn Finder. You are Merlin.

So don't worry, guys. Your pain is my pain. Just as your love of cat AUs is mine. (Or maybe that's just mine entirely.)

( Whatevs. You wish you were a unicorn finder like me. Unicorn finding is awesome. )

Listen, if you have some awesome delicious recs I'll take them. And I will scribble all over them and make notes and then try to track that thing down in google so I can read it myself, shamefully, on my phone in public without getting caught. It's what I do.

I don't know what you kids do on long weekends, but being kind of a jerk I like to spend one day with people and two days separated from human kind. You know, play video games, bake something, read masses of terrible, mind-altering fanfiction.

What's that? You try not to read things that might make you clinically depressed and very confused? We must have different ideas of what "holiday" means. Here, have a taste of my long weekend readings:

( Just wait till you see what I post on Halloween )