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fangasmicGuys, all of my favourite shows are wrapping up, and soon it will be the long, slow death of summer: the time I hate most. All I have to look forward to is dick jokes with the fanspastic staff, delicious picnics in the park, and okay, yes, another season of Merlin filled with delightful, gorgeous and shirtless Bradley James and the beautiful sight of Colin Morgan crying, and Katie McGrath filling out a dress in hot ways, and Angel Coulby having glowing skin and Anthony Head sexily bossing people ar---
Right. A long summer of nothing but dick jokes and maybe bad fanfiction. It's my thing. In the meantime, here are some charts and graphs and things about shows I love and will miss over the break.
We have long since decided how Ryan and Esposito spend most of their time. The question is, "dark-haired beauty" or "fiery detective"? So many bad 90s power ballad videos to compile on police computers, so little time.
How can you not be fascinated with Carleton Lassiter? He already has the shoulder holster of +600% sexiness (See: NCIS, specifically Anthony DiNozzo) and basically man-handles Shawn Spencer all the time while occasionally curling up with re-runs of Cops while wearing his boyfriend's clothes. It's like the authors know I want Lassiter to tie Shawn up and do things to him, but also that anything tagged hurt/comfort will probably wind up in my reading list. Psych, you're so good to me.
As you can see, there is a reason this show is called "Bang Theory".
Right. A long summer of nothing but dick jokes and maybe bad fanfiction. It's my thing. In the meantime, here are some charts and graphs and things about shows I love and will miss over the break.
We have long since decided how Ryan and Esposito spend most of their time. The question is, "dark-haired beauty" or "fiery detective"? So many bad 90s power ballad videos to compile on police computers, so little time.
How can you not be fascinated with Carleton Lassiter? He already has the shoulder holster of +600% sexiness (See: NCIS, specifically Anthony DiNozzo) and basically man-handles Shawn Spencer all the time while occasionally curling up with re-runs of Cops while wearing his boyfriend's clothes. It's like the authors know I want Lassiter to tie Shawn up and do things to him, but also that anything tagged hurt/comfort will probably wind up in my reading list. Psych, you're so good to me.
As you can see, there is a reason this show is called "Bang Theory".