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fangasmicOh, I'm sorry, was your life full of everything wonderful for awhile there? I can fix that. Here, have a quick hit of So Delicious, So Terrible:
I had this problem with House when I still watched it, and I'll have it a little bit in Sherlock fandom, too, I'm sure. People always seem to forget that Wilson (or Watson in this case) has to be pretty messed up and terrible inside to be BFFs with House/Holmes. On the other hand there is such a thing as TAKING IT TOO MOTHERFUCKING FAR; SO FAR YOU WIND UP INSIDE SOMEONE ELSE'S FUCKING NOSTRIL AND THEN HAVE TO TAKE THEM TO THE HOSPITAL. You know Mycroft is paying for any medical expenses not covered by the NHS, too. Fuck fuck fuck. WHY.
I can't even complain about this, because as soon as I found it I opened it in a new tab. Everything I love and nothing I hate? Oh thank god for Merlin fandom.
I'm pretty sure that's not what this is actually about, but I think it would be a hilarious and amazing story full of hurt/comfort and governmental machinations.
Once I read a Gundam Wing AU where Heero trains catholic schoolboy Duo to fuck himself with a zucchini via doujinshi about himself.
I kid. Bradley James seems pretty smart and professional, I just like to imagine him as pretty and a little bit dim. Like Arthur. (Oops.)
Honestly, we get that you missed Gibbs but, Tony, did you have to fuck every angry old man sailor you met on the way?
As a bonus aside, here are the two most useless kinds of delicious recs ever:
You can tell it's useless because the only description is a word count. As long as the word count is over 1,500, I don't fucking care.
Oh, a kink meme fill that is a little weird? Show me a kink meme fill that isn't weird in some way and I'll give you a prize. Thanks for the complete lack of summary/prompt/description, too. I really love clicking on something only to discover it's about clown fucking.
Yeah, I'm sure you realllllly missed this.
I had this problem with House when I still watched it, and I'll have it a little bit in Sherlock fandom, too, I'm sure. People always seem to forget that Wilson (or Watson in this case) has to be pretty messed up and terrible inside to be BFFs with House/Holmes. On the other hand there is such a thing as TAKING IT TOO MOTHERFUCKING FAR; SO FAR YOU WIND UP INSIDE SOMEONE ELSE'S FUCKING NOSTRIL AND THEN HAVE TO TAKE THEM TO THE HOSPITAL. You know Mycroft is paying for any medical expenses not covered by the NHS, too. Fuck fuck fuck. WHY.
I can't even complain about this, because as soon as I found it I opened it in a new tab. Everything I love and nothing I hate? Oh thank god for Merlin fandom.
I'm pretty sure that's not what this is actually about, but I think it would be a hilarious and amazing story full of hurt/comfort and governmental machinations.
Once I read a Gundam Wing AU where Heero trains catholic schoolboy Duo to fuck himself with a zucchini via doujinshi about himself.
I kid. Bradley James seems pretty smart and professional, I just like to imagine him as pretty and a little bit dim. Like Arthur. (Oops.)
Honestly, we get that you missed Gibbs but, Tony, did you have to fuck every angry old man sailor you met on the way?
As a bonus aside, here are the two most useless kinds of delicious recs ever:
You can tell it's useless because the only description is a word count. As long as the word count is over 1,500, I don't fucking care.
Oh, a kink meme fill that is a little weird? Show me a kink meme fill that isn't weird in some way and I'll give you a prize. Thanks for the complete lack of summary/prompt/description, too. I really love clicking on something only to discover it's about clown fucking.
Yeah, I'm sure you realllllly missed this.
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Date: 2011-04-25 12:10 pm (UTC)