Fangasmic

So in case you missed it, So Delicious So Terrible is now also a tumblr account that updates whenever we get submissions or whatever I find something terrible on my delicious. So below, please enjoy a round up of the things we've had there so far, in case you're not a tumblr weed.

( Some Harry Potter, among other things. )

More to come, I'm sure. We love your submissions!

I'd love to help you out, Bradley, but I have no idea what you're talking about. Is this a card game? Who tops in fic? Because if you're looking for stories where Merlin tops Arthur, I don't really have any of those.



Oooh, you're looking for which Merlin characters are best at what skill? Well, we're going to have to disagree with you here, Bradders, even though we know you mostly made this list because of your hardon for Percival.

• Gaius: 100 keeping the magic a secret


• Merlin: 100 being the most recognizably homosexual character so that even the generic knights know it


• Sir Leon: 100 Badass Integrity


• Gwaine: 100 Drunken Master


• Percival: 100 Tickets to the Gun Show

But wait, we can expand that list.

• Arthur: 100% not interested in women until affected by a magic spell


• Morgana: 100 stabbiness power


• Gwen: 100% should have run off with Lancelot in series 1


• Male guest stars: 100% have a hardon for Arthur

Tell us your Merlin Top Trumps in the comments! You know, the ones you can't actually send to Bradley because you're a good person.

I know, I know, all I do recently is post things from Bradley James' twitter, but have you been following him? The boy is sweeter than snails and puppy dog tails and apparently full of fanservice.



Let's talk about this image he posted tonight for a minute.

1. Hell yes those knights are hot. Like super hot. And they're just casually posing for Bradley's twitter. God, every time I write that it sounds like Bradley has a vagina. Awkward.


2. The only person who looks confused here is Rupert, and I think that's because Bradley is sitting in his lap. I mean, we all know Bradley thinks he is all that,
   
   
   
   but also that possibly Rupert is responsible for all viruses on the internet. That's mostly because Bradley doesn't understand how the Internet works and about 10% because he gets really flustered every time Rupert emails him anything.
   
   
   
   Poor Colin.


3. Okay seriously check out those arms. HOTT.


4. Most important of all: Gawaine has the most homosexual hair of all the knights, and I can't tell if that was the actor's choice for downtime (I'm sure he would say that "football" is a serious "sport" and he needs his hair out of his eyes, but let's be serious - the only people who take "football" seriously call it "football" instead of soccer) or if the people in hair and make up read a lot of Gawaine/Merlin >> jealous!Arthur >> Arthur/Merlin fan fiction and figured this was a nice way to gay him up for series four.


5. Listen, I did my hair that way when I was in grades one and two.

That's right, Bradley took candy from a stranger and then ate it. And he didn't even know what the label said.

stopitsomemore: dumb as a box of hair. Seriously, that kid. He's lucky he's so attractive.

Because she would probably give him "candy" if she had half the chance.

Via gealach-ros on LJ, I think we all know that Bradley is wreaking havoc on reproductive systems world wide. And by that I mean I think I just got spontaneously pregnant looking at these photos. A few examples below - check out her LJ post linked above for the rest:

Oh, I'm sorry, was your life full of everything wonderful for awhile there? I can fix that. Here, have a quick hit of So Delicious, So Terrible:

( As if you don't absolutely love shadenfreude, please. )

Yeah, I'm sure you realllllly missed this.

On the list of people my father would disapprove of me dating (read: all people; any people) there is one type in particular that would drive him to violence. He would probably label these people "wusses", "pansies", or "wimps". Now I'm not saying Wil Wheaton is any of these things, but at the time when I had a giant crush on him? Definitely.

( Sorry, Wil. But don't worry! I still love you! )

I don't care if dad would hate him. Ten year old me still wants to hold hands with Wesley Crusher and visit the holodeck. We could be obnoxious and pretentious together and make plans to take over the galaxy in a very positively received way. It would be awesome.

And then my dad would have to kill him and bury the body.

But before that happened I would have the chance to rub how awesome WW is in everyone's faces. If I could go back in time to the late 80s/early 90s, maybe I would. Maybe I wouldn't! But if I did, I'd say this: CHECK OUT WIL WHEATON NOW, BITCHES.




* Bradley James, I doubt you are reading this, but if you are, please stay clean-shaven. I mean, you looked fine with facial hair but your face is so beautiful it really deserves to be on display at all times. Much like the rest of you.