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Because there probably won't be another session of a brief history of gay in the new Hawaii Five-0 today, enjoy some brief science about the episodes so far:

Steve takes his shirt off as often as he can, but we all know that Danny without a tie is basically naked. So to compensate for Steve not taking his shirt off, Danny frequently removes his tie in those episodes. There are only three episodes so far for which this isn't true.

That's science, ladies.

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You may have noticed that here at Fangasmic we are dedicated, heart and soul, to science.Clearly the scientific method is hard at work in our hearts, as we strive for accuracy and meaningful results. So here, have a completely scientific breakdown of a few scifi shows by key content categories:

( Our sample size is small, but our attention to gay is impressive. )

If you could categorize your favourite scifi (and not really scifi but who cares) shows like this how would they score? I mean, obviously Hawaii Five-0 is like 70% gay and 30% explosions, but other than that.

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It's the weekend, which means it's Doctor Who time!

whyareyoulikethis and I haven't watched the new episode yet, but in the meantime, here is some related Doctor Who Science. It is 100% factual.

QED, Matt Smith sucks and the new Dalek business is insulting. Otherwise, mmmm, Amelia Poooooond.

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Guys, all of my favourite shows are wrapping up, and soon it will be the long, slow death of summer: the time I hate most. All I have to look forward to is dick jokes with the fanspastic staff, delicious picnics in the park, and okay, yes, another season of Merlin filled with delightful, gorgeous and shirtless Bradley James and the beautiful sight of Colin Morgan crying, and Katie McGrath filling out a dress in hot ways, and Angel Coulby having glowing skin and Anthony Head sexily bossing people ar---

Right. A long summer of nothing but dick jokes and maybe bad fanfiction. It's my thing. In the meantime, here are some charts and graphs and things about shows I love and will miss over the break.

( Right this way to me being shallow and delighted, then bawling )

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The new Star Trek movie was so good I saw it in theatres three times. I was one of those assholes who put on a slutty red shirt with a communicator pinned to it. Yeah, it was awesome. Jealous?

Not since SGA fandom died has there been such an amazing cause for people to make shit up about science. The time is now, people. I dare you to start making shit up about trans-warp beaming. And to start you off, here are some facts about science in SPACE.

( Also in Jim Kirk's pants. Surprise! )

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When The New Adventures of Lois and Clark ended, fans wrote several "virtual seasons" to fill the gap. Actual, decent story arcs that fixed problems and were simultaneously episodic and related. Most fanfiction doesn't do that. Fanfiction is a huge addiction for me, and just as huge is my addiction to badfic. You know the stuff. Nothing is in character, and everything is kind of ridiculous, but it's so deliciously soap opera-y you can't stay away?

Don't lie to me, guys, I know you do it. So here is some science showing the difference between canon and badfic trends for a few of my favourite shows.

( They (mostly) do not involve brown paper packages tied up with string, but sometimes people do get tied up. )

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Science time, guys. Let's keep it real with some completely accurate and not made up stats in graph and chart form. Nothing makes stuff official like charts and graphs, am I right? Of course I am. Science says so.

( 100% accurate awesomeness is behind this cut )

[science] We have achieved shirtlessness

[science] Sci Fi Breakdown

[science] Good vs Bad in the new Who

[science] Is the shallow end of the gene pool the good looking end?

[science] In Space!

[science] Reasons the Lois and Clark Virtual Seasons Were Miraculously Successful

[science] I Will Now Proceed to Blind You With Science

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