fangasmic

I don't know what you kids do on long weekends, but being kind of a jerk I like to spend one day with people and two days separated from human kind. You know, play video games, bake something, read masses of terrible, mind-altering fanfiction.

What's that? You try not to read things that might make you clinically depressed and very confused? We must have different ideas of what "holiday" means. Here, have a taste of my long weekend readings:

( Just wait till you see what I post on Halloween )

thatneedslube

Guys, all of my favourite shows are wrapping up, and soon it will be the long, slow death of summer: the time I hate most. All I have to look forward to is dick jokes with the fanspastic staff, delicious picnics in the park, and okay, yes, another season of Merlin filled with delightful, gorgeous and shirtless Bradley James and the beautiful sight of Colin Morgan crying, and Katie McGrath filling out a dress in hot ways, and Angel Coulby having glowing skin and Anthony Head sexily bossing people ar---

Right. A long summer of nothing but dick jokes and maybe bad fanfiction. It's my thing. In the meantime, here are some charts and graphs and things about shows I love and will miss over the break.

( Right this way to me being shallow and delighted, then bawling )

thatneedslube

Ladies, you know I love delicious bookmarks. Every time I dig through it I get my heart broken and laugh until I cry because it really is epic pain. You know what I mean. At first, it's all good. You're scrolling through your network and there's some good stuff tagged there.

But the next thing you know it's 3am on a Tuesday and you're staring, determined, at an actual subscription feed for something terrible like slave!Jensen or kitten!Merlin.

( DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER )

The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is going back for more because every time delicious punches me in the face I suddenly crave something even worse. "Oooh, maybe there will be something good for Generation Kill today!"

Probably not. But he only does it because he loves me.

[delicious] Long Weekend Horrors

[science] Is the shallow end of the gene pool the good looking end?

[delicious] I Just Wanted Something to Read, Okay? I Was Desperate.

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