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Because there probably won't be another session of a brief history of gay in the new Hawaii Five-0 today, enjoy some brief science about the episodes so far:

Steve takes his shirt off as often as he can, but we all know that Danny without a tie is basically naked. So to compensate for Steve not taking his shirt off, Danny frequently removes his tie in those episodes. There are only three episodes so far for which this isn't true.

That's science, ladies.

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You may have noticed that here at Fangasmic we are dedicated, heart and soul, to science.Clearly the scientific method is hard at work in our hearts, as we strive for accuracy and meaningful results. So here, have a completely scientific breakdown of a few scifi shows by key content categories:

( Our sample size is small, but our attention to gay is impressive. )

If you could categorize your favourite scifi (and not really scifi but who cares) shows like this how would they score? I mean, obviously Hawaii Five-0 is like 70% gay and 30% explosions, but other than that.

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And by date obviously we mean sleep together, because that is the point of this amazing flow chart we discovered the other day and decided needed to be applied to fandom, stat!

Play along with us in the comments, FGers. There have to be loads of pairings we've missed that you think should be run through the system.

( Sometimes the answer is oh god, how badly do you want something? )

Aside from a worrisome cascade of incest possibilities for the upper right hand side of the chart, that's it -- we're spent. What about you? What fandoms do you see when you look at the chart?

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We've found blogs before that look like Gregory House, M.D., wrote them (or wrote them in character as James Wilson) but this one has such a delicious feeling of burning money that if he were real I'd bet he had his fingers in it. Check it out, readers: an entire blog dedicated to showing you MRIs of fruit and vegetables.

That's a tomato though it should be pretty obvious. I wonder how much it cost to make this gif? All we can say is: a lot.

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I don't know if you've heard, but FG collectively broke up with House after it's season finale. Not even sweet memories of episodes like Three Stories or the fact that Wilson was once in a porno as a forest nymph telling ladies to "Be not afraid," for he had learned how to pleasure a woman are enough to justify our continuing weekly torment.

But that doesn't mean that the craving for weird medical shows abates. To that ends, I present you the magic of "The Weirdest Damn Thing I Have Ever Seen," which brilliantly contains the quote, "So there you have it: Acute Anterior Myocardial Infarction presenting with Partial Complex Seizures manifested as hallucinations of Christmas Elves."

Yeah. You're clicking. You know you're clicking.

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It's the weekend, which means it's Doctor Who time!

whyareyoulikethis and I haven't watched the new episode yet, but in the meantime, here is some related Doctor Who Science. It is 100% factual.

QED, Matt Smith sucks and the new Dalek business is insulting. Otherwise, mmmm, Amelia Poooooond.

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I feel like America's Next Top Model needs to be re-branded. Sure, it's reality television and the producers are all about drama, but oh my god. Alasia?

( Damn, girl! You crazy! )

It's not make up, she has crazy eyes all the time.

I just need a medical professional to tell her, "Girl, you crazy."

In conclusion:

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Guys, all of my favourite shows are wrapping up, and soon it will be the long, slow death of summer: the time I hate most. All I have to look forward to is dick jokes with the fanspastic staff, delicious picnics in the park, and okay, yes, another season of Merlin filled with delightful, gorgeous and shirtless Bradley James and the beautiful sight of Colin Morgan crying, and Katie McGrath filling out a dress in hot ways, and Angel Coulby having glowing skin and Anthony Head sexily bossing people ar---

Right. A long summer of nothing but dick jokes and maybe bad fanfiction. It's my thing. In the meantime, here are some charts and graphs and things about shows I love and will miss over the break.

( Right this way to me being shallow and delighted, then bawling )

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So Scientific American publishes an article asking the question, "Is Bestiality a sexual orientation?" decorated with this super classy picture:

This doesn't mean you're off the hook, Harry Potter and J2 fandom niches. But you know, now at least you have something to print out and show your family when they find you putting the moves on your cat.

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The new Star Trek movie was so good I saw it in theatres three times. I was one of those assholes who put on a slutty red shirt with a communicator pinned to it. Yeah, it was awesome. Jealous?

Not since SGA fandom died has there been such an amazing cause for people to make shit up about science. The time is now, people. I dare you to start making shit up about trans-warp beaming. And to start you off, here are some facts about science in SPACE.

( Also in Jim Kirk's pants. Surprise! )

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So maybe you thought you were pretty damn nerdy when you walked outside today wearing your Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock t-shirt, happy and secure in your geek chic cred.

I'm here to tell you that you've just been pwned, everyone. You have to wake up pretty early in the day to out-nerd the scientists at the Himeji Institute of Technology:

Dock

Why yes that IS a model of the Starship Enterprise that is only visible via an electron microscope. This little guy was carved out of somethingthefuckever using nothing but lasers and science and the sheer hope and promise of an egalitarian galactic future.

Mull it.

I like to think this business came about as the result of a particularly intense game of truth or dare at the most recent Himeji Institute of Technology kegger.

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[science] We have achieved shirtlessness

[science] Sci Fi Breakdown

[science] Should Your Pairing Date?

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[legit science] Every Story About Doctors and Elves Just Makes Me Think of Him, You Know?

[science] Good vs Bad in the new Who

[antm] America's Next Top Mental Patient

[science] Is the shallow end of the gene pool the good looking end?

[legit science] My Icon Becomes Extremely Awkward In the Context of This Post

[science] In Space!

[legit science] What is this, a spaceship for ANTS?

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