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So in case you missed it, So Delicious So Terrible is now also a tumblr account that updates whenever we get submissions or whatever I find something terrible on my delicious. So below, please enjoy a round up of the things we've had there so far, in case you're not a tumblr weed.

( Some Harry Potter, among other things. )

More to come, I'm sure. We love your submissions!

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and in that Future, Bradley James destroys the internet. Here, let me show you exactly what I mean:

When I saw this my first thought was "Who gave Bradley James a PC? He should be on an iPad, for his own safety. ...but he probably plays a lot of flash games and wouldn't be able to figure out how to find porn on it."

A few minutes later:

Maybe a regular mac is a good compromise for him. Colin could show him how it works except I bet Colin uses Linux and DVORAK just to be pretentious. At least he'll be safer on it. But really, no one can give Bradley IT help over twitter. You probably have to just push him aside and take the mouse.

Aaaaand confirmed.

This is just precious. Like watching a dog run into a glass door over and over again.

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We had some doubts about Starz's up-coming series that is supposed to be kind of a cross between Merlin (our favourite) and The Tudors (ehhhhhh). There was some potential there, but it's too late because they've already made a horrible, horrible mistake:

What have they done to JFiennes? He looked okay before. Now he looks creepy, old, and dumb.

Don't you know, Starz Network? We've seen Merlin as a hot young piece of ass. Our brains went there. I can show you the exact equation, and the results of it can never be unseen.

Colin Morgan giving his Meaningful Eyes of Feeling to camera; being attractive and young

Merlin = Hot Young Thing
Arthur = Hot Young Thing
Therefore Arthur = TOTALLY BANGING HIS COURT WIZARD

You know what else can never be unseen? Me trying to imagine Bradley James coming home and banging this. Not sexy. Not sexy at all, Starz.

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Guys, all of my favourite shows are wrapping up, and soon it will be the long, slow death of summer: the time I hate most. All I have to look forward to is dick jokes with the fanspastic staff, delicious picnics in the park, and okay, yes, another season of Merlin filled with delightful, gorgeous and shirtless Bradley James and the beautiful sight of Colin Morgan crying, and Katie McGrath filling out a dress in hot ways, and Angel Coulby having glowing skin and Anthony Head sexily bossing people ar---

Right. A long summer of nothing but dick jokes and maybe bad fanfiction. It's my thing. In the meantime, here are some charts and graphs and things about shows I love and will miss over the break.

( Right this way to me being shallow and delighted, then bawling )

[delicious] Tumblr roundup

[twitter] We Have Seen the Future

[bad choices] Costume Design in Starz's Grown-Up Merlin

[science] Is the shallow end of the gene pool the good looking end?

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