[delicious] Back In MY Day...
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fangasmicAaaand we're back. Get ready for some terribly delicious or deliciously terrible highlights, crew.
Just because it takes place in the olden times doesn't mean you have to call them "chains of iron" you know. In my day, we just called them iron chains. Ditto - I'm not sure what "iron slavery" is.
Back in my day, Werewolves and Unicorns weren't allowed to pro-create together. Wait, or does this just mean his "horn" only pops up on full moons? They have medicine for that now, Eames.
There is so much going on here I'm not even sure where to start. Chicken!Sherlock! John's jealous fits have murdered an American! John becomes paralyzed! It's like the X-Men First Class fusion you didn't know you...well, I can't say needed. You didn't know was happening. Wow, hen!Sherlock. Get over yourself.
Wait... why is this tagged mpreg instead of non-con?
I hate to bring you down, but you are way too excited about someone on your flist reccing something. People on my flist rec stuff all the time. Half of it winds up on here. Also way to have really useful, descriptive tags there. Super helpful.
If this is the non-con Winnie The Pooh fusion I never wanted to read-- you know what? Never mind. Not even going to click on this.
This "post" isn't even "fake". I'm not sure what "she's" going for here but somehow I get the "impression" that it's the "opposite" of what she "means".
Is this another h50 selkie AU? Because seriously, one was more than enough.
Well, even a broken clock is right twice a day but you don't see me giving every broken clock I meet a blowjob.
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Oh god it's a cyberman, why aren't they warning for Doctor Who fusion? Why aren't they warning for character death? Why aren't they--
unless that's a creepy euphemism for "vibrator". Wait, isn't this the middle ages? Oh god, you know what, never mind. I don't want to know.
Just because it takes place in the olden times doesn't mean you have to call them "chains of iron" you know. In my day, we just called them iron chains. Ditto - I'm not sure what "iron slavery" is.
Back in my day, Werewolves and Unicorns weren't allowed to pro-create together. Wait, or does this just mean his "horn" only pops up on full moons? They have medicine for that now, Eames.
There is so much going on here I'm not even sure where to start. Chicken!Sherlock! John's jealous fits have murdered an American! John becomes paralyzed! It's like the X-Men First Class fusion you didn't know you...well, I can't say needed. You didn't know was happening. Wow, hen!Sherlock. Get over yourself.
Wait... why is this tagged mpreg instead of non-con?
I hate to bring you down, but you are way too excited about someone on your flist reccing something. People on my flist rec stuff all the time. Half of it winds up on here. Also way to have really useful, descriptive tags there. Super helpful.
If this is the non-con Winnie The Pooh fusion I never wanted to read-- you know what? Never mind. Not even going to click on this.
This "post" isn't even "fake". I'm not sure what "she's" going for here but somehow I get the "impression" that it's the "opposite" of what she "means".
Is this another h50 selkie AU? Because seriously, one was more than enough.
Well, even a broken clock is right twice a day but you don't see me giving every broken clock I meet a blowjob.
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Oh god it's a cyberman, why aren't they warning for Doctor Who fusion? Why aren't they warning for character death? Why aren't they--
unless that's a creepy euphemism for "vibrator". Wait, isn't this the middle ages? Oh god, you know what, never mind. I don't want to know.
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Date: 2011-07-12 01:54 am (UTC)BTW - the iron thing (I would assume) is because, according to various myth traditions, cold iron is non-reactive to magic. (I don't know why they always say COLD iron. How about hot iron? Would that rev the magic guns?)
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Date: 2011-07-12 05:53 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-07-12 02:27 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-07-12 02:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-07-12 03:48 am (UTC)...it's not, I swear. Nothing supernatural-ish about it. Promise.
Though it's interesting to me to realise that that's what someone took away from the fic. Good to note...?
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Date: 2011-07-12 07:19 pm (UTC)there should be a So Delicious So Terrible tumblr. I would follow that. XD
For reals though
Date: 2011-07-12 08:06 pm (UTC)Re: For reals though
Date: 2011-07-12 09:18 pm (UTC)