fangasmic

Clearly, this is a sign we need to put on our BBC Sherlock DVDs again because somehow in our general flutters about the absolute mystery-liciousness of the series, we managed to overlook the fact that--well, this:

thatneedslube: okay wow, did you know that the height difference between Sherlock and John

thatneedslube: means that Sherlock's mouth is exactly at level with John's ear?

stopitsomemore: ...

stopitsomemore: omfg

stopitsomemore: that's ...

thatneedslube: yes, HOT

stopitsomemore: so super hot

thatneedslube:

Icon ganked from irisbleufic, sorry! We couldn't find a bigger version!

stopitsomemore: ...

stopitsomemore: SDlkfjsdlfkjf OH MY GOD

stopitsomemore: that's SO SUPER HOT

thatneedslube: yes

stopitsomemore: HOW HAS NOBODY EXPLOITED THAT IN A FIC YET?

thatneedslube: my reaction exactly

thatneedslube: I am burning for this now

Come on, fandom. Do this for us. Do this for great justice.

stopitsomemore

Obviously, the producers of Victorian Gay Sherlock Holmes, RDJ/Jude Law flavor took a gander at Modern Day London Fetishist Gay Sherlock Holmes, Cumberbach/Freeman flavor and thought, "Okay, we have to outdo them on casting Mycroft," because OH MY BEAUTIFUL ASS GOD GUYS, they have coerced Stephen Fry into playing Mycroft Holmes for the next film.

First of all: that's awesome.

Second of all: that's really awesome.

Thirdly: it gave me a chance to do this to your eyes:

In many ways, Mark Gatiss and Stephen Fry are very similar. They are both English. They will both play Mycroft Holmes in productions of Sherlock Holmes that will finally interest people who are too lazy to read books. They both apparently enjoy tarting it up like ladies sometimes, although Gatiss managed to do his at the Old Vic while Stephen did this for Esquire. Because he's a whore. Also, I am not making up that part about Colin Morgan being in the Gatiss play. I could not make that shit up if my entire life depended on it.

But let's be honest, the larger issue I think we need to address here is this:

Because we all know how Sherlock is going to react to this SCANDALOUS image of Mycroft making advances upon his dear Doctor Watson. Shit's going to get real, that's what.

thatneedslube

Oh, I'm sorry, was your life full of everything wonderful for awhile there? I can fix that. Here, have a quick hit of So Delicious, So Terrible:

( As if you don't absolutely love shadenfreude, please. )

Yeah, I'm sure you realllllly missed this.

thatneedslube

And by date obviously we mean sleep together, because that is the point of this amazing flow chart we discovered the other day and decided needed to be applied to fandom, stat!

Play along with us in the comments, FGers. There have to be loads of pairings we've missed that you think should be run through the system.

( Sometimes the answer is oh god, how badly do you want something? )

Aside from a worrisome cascade of incest possibilities for the upper right hand side of the chart, that's it -- we're spent. What about you? What fandoms do you see when you look at the chart?

thatneedslube

Wow, it's been awhile since I have showered you with the delights I find trawling through Delicious, hasn't it? I can fix that.

( Be warned, this is, as usual, full of terribleness. )

You guys are so lucky our editor was here and made me remove a few things from this post. This is my entire backlog of delicious caps. Now I can start fresh with the blood of Sherlock fandom. Be excited.

[!!!] How Has Nobody Pointed This Out To Us Before?

[casting] The Only Problem Becomes, Who Do We Like Better?

[delicious] Every Morning I Wake Up And Shoot Myself In the Head Like a Rockstar

[science] Should Your Pairing Date?

[delicious] Danger, Danger, Probably Our Biggest, Failest Delicious Post Ever

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