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earthlogicpls

It's such a terrifyingly short distance on the internet between this:

thatneedslube: What fandom is The Beginner's Guide to Sex in the Afterlife going to apply to?

earthlogicpls: Phantom Menace

damngirl: classy

And this:

Ewan McGreggor

Thanks a lot, Ewan. We'll be thinking about Obi-Wan riding his bike with his poodle, on his way home to Qui-Gon for some hot Force Ghost sex.

earthlogicpls

There are jobs that seem too crazy to be true that you can actually do for a living. Like testing experimental aircraft. Or being a professional MPREG Furry.

What, you haven't heard about what is ostensibly the best job ever? A four-month old baby panda cub at Woolong National Nature Reserve in China needed good role models to help it grow up and be re-introduced into the wild, so obviously this job was created:

stopitsomemore: …oh my GOD BEST. JOB. EVER.

thatneedslube: Well, I wouldn't actually want it, but cute. though basically are they being paid to be furries? like...mpreg furries?

earthlogicpls: i have a worse question

thatneedslube: wow, is that possible?

earthlogicpls: do they do something to SMELL like pandas? because i think that's a bigger issue than looking like a panda

Probably the answer is yes, in case you were wondering.

thatneedslube

Have I told you how much I love

rageprufrock? I know, that's like saying I love puppies and kittens and delicious snacks, but you know. I've moved fandoms to follow her work and every time she posts something I just about pee myself.

But do you know what is amazing? Out there is someone who loves this lady and her crazy work more than I do. I know, because this morning this action popped up on my reading page. Yes. YES. Apparently SGA is still alive and well, because Rodney McKay has an official Rate My Professor page that has not been taken down and that, in fact, has comments and things referencing the original work.

Guys, it's like a sextra, only without sex and with a lot of extra weird content by strangers. Do you love it? I kind of love it. Also I am kind of terrified. (Does she have real life stalkers? Do they creep on her in restaurants and bars? Will someone please publish all of her fanfiction as actual books so I can carry my favourite stories close to my heart like some kind of loser ex-boyfriend?)

In other news, Rodney McKay is still a horrible professor, but he's been rated as hot.

stopitsomemore

So Scientific American publishes an article asking the question, "Is Bestiality a sexual orientation?" decorated with this super classy picture:

This doesn't mean you're off the hook, Harry Potter and J2 fandom niches. But you know, now at least you have something to print out and show your family when they find you putting the moves on your cat.

[crossovers] Star Wars + poodles

[Day Jobs] Professional MPREG Furry

[fangirls gone wild] Stalking the rare Rageprufrock

[legit science] My Icon Becomes Extremely Awkward In the Context of This Post

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