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You may have noticed that here at Fangasmic we are dedicated, heart and soul, to science.Clearly the scientific method is hard at work in our hearts, as we strive for accuracy and meaningful results. So here, have a completely scientific breakdown of a few scifi shows by key content categories:

( Our sample size is small, but our attention to gay is impressive. )

If you could categorize your favourite scifi (and not really scifi but who cares) shows like this how would they score? I mean, obviously Hawaii Five-0 is like 70% gay and 30% explosions, but other than that.

thatneedslube

I saw this chart today which depicts, according to the internet, the most popular shows on TV right now. Are they serious? Or are a lot of people out there just talking about terrible, terrible things? (Because we do that all the time at FG, but we don't expect anyone to take us seriously.)

( What? How are you still watching Friends? )

It's a good thing the chart cut off there, or I could be here forever telling shows they suck hard and not in a fun way. This reminds me of why I hate tv and appointment viewing- you always wind up catching five minutes of something terrible.

Of course the other FG staff watch things I hate and I watch things they hate. We openly will tell you we have terrible and amazing taste. But the rest of the internet? They have to justify this stuff. Because I hate 99% of the shows on that list.

stopitsomemore

So anybody who's ever been exposed -- like an infant on the side of a cliff in Sparta -- to LOST has probably spent some time in between wondering, "WTF POLAR BEARS," and "WTF SMOKE MONSTER," and "WTF JJ," to wonder, "WTF ISLAND." WONDER NO MORE, GENTLE READERS, for a professional cartographer, in an obvious sign that the financial downturn is hurting just about fucking everybody or that Rand McNally isn't riding his ass hard enough, has produced a map of the LOST island, too. If you really really hate yourself and want to stare at it while you're trying to sleep, still bitter about the ending, just wait, probably soon, you will be able to order a print of it!

damngirl

It continues apace.

And by "apace," I mean "TERRIBLY."

( TERRIBLY. )

damngirl

So, my mother watches LOST. Which means I watch it with her. Which means shit like this happens.

( I have to draw my pain. )

10 EPISODES LEFT!!!!!!!!!

[science] Sci Fi Breakdown

[opinions] Someone Is Wrong On the Internet! About TV!

[dead horses] Are You Still Obsessing About Lost? It's Cool. So's This Guy.

[recap] Still Watching Lost, Slowly and Painfully

[recap] Reasons to Watch LOST Down to Two; Self-Hatred and Mother

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