[science] In Space!
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fangasmicThe new Star Trek movie was so good I saw it in theatres three times. I was one of those assholes who put on a slutty red shirt with a communicator pinned to it. Yeah, it was awesome. Jealous?
Not since SGA fandom died has there been such an amazing cause for people to make shit up about science. The time is now, people. I dare you to start making shit up about trans-warp beaming. And to start you off, here are some facts about science in SPACE.
Fact: Jim Kirk spends more time in danger than he does in people's pants or culturally appropriate lower garment.
How Spock actually spends his time is a matter of debate. I personally like to believe he finishes much of his work early and then dicks around in the database getting all hot and bothered over numbers and facts, maybe running an experiment on the sly. Oh, Spock. You are so stealthy. They'll never know.
Yeah, those all say 100%. Why are you acting surprised? Way to fail, reader.
Not since SGA fandom died has there been such an amazing cause for people to make shit up about science. The time is now, people. I dare you to start making shit up about trans-warp beaming. And to start you off, here are some facts about science in SPACE.
Fact: Jim Kirk spends more time in danger than he does in people's pants or culturally appropriate lower garment.
How Spock actually spends his time is a matter of debate. I personally like to believe he finishes much of his work early and then dicks around in the database getting all hot and bothered over numbers and facts, maybe running an experiment on the sly. Oh, Spock. You are so stealthy. They'll never know.
Yeah, those all say 100%. Why are you acting surprised? Way to fail, reader.