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You may have noticed that here at Fangasmic we are dedicated, heart and soul, to science.Clearly the scientific method is hard at work in our hearts, as we strive for accuracy and meaningful results. So here, have a completely scientific breakdown of a few scifi shows by key content categories:

( Our sample size is small, but our attention to gay is impressive. )

If you could categorize your favourite scifi (and not really scifi but who cares) shows like this how would they score? I mean, obviously Hawaii Five-0 is like 70% gay and 30% explosions, but other than that.

thatneedslube

I saw this chart today which depicts, according to the internet, the most popular shows on TV right now. Are they serious? Or are a lot of people out there just talking about terrible, terrible things? (Because we do that all the time at FG, but we don't expect anyone to take us seriously.)

( What? How are you still watching Friends? )

It's a good thing the chart cut off there, or I could be here forever telling shows they suck hard and not in a fun way. This reminds me of why I hate tv and appointment viewing- you always wind up catching five minutes of something terrible.

Of course the other FG staff watch things I hate and I watch things they hate. We openly will tell you we have terrible and amazing taste. But the rest of the internet? They have to justify this stuff. Because I hate 99% of the shows on that list.

whyareyoulikethis

24 HAS BEEN CANCELLED AT LAST

THIS IS LIKE OLD YELLER. IT'S LIKE FINALLY PUTTING A RABID TERRORIST DOG OUT OF IT'S MISERY. PROBABLY BY WATERBOARDING IT AND THEN BLOWING IT UP IN A PLANE RATHER THAN SHOOTING IT, BECAUSE THAT WAS- WAS- HOW 24 ROLLED. KIEFER SUTHERLAND, YOU ARE NOW FREE TO GO COLLECT MUG SHOTS AND DUI ARRESTS AND LEAVE OUR TVS ALONE. REJOICE!

ETA: NEVERMIND. BALLS.

[science] Sci Fi Breakdown

[opinions] Someone Is Wrong On the Internet! About TV!

THANK GOD IT'S ABOUT EFFING TIME

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