fangasmic

It's a surprising mix this year, guys. Most tv shows do a Christmas/holiday episode before the break (if Numb3rs were still on we could have a cool Hanukkah episode) and some of them are terrifying. Super terrifying. Like I debated whether or not I should watch Criminal Minds this week in case it was a Christmas episode and decided not to do it. Because if it was a Christmas episode? It might ruin Christmas.

But here are some things that did not ruin Christmas. In fact, here are my picks for ( Best TV Christmas Episodes of 2010 )

Of course Christmas Special season isn't over, and I didn't actually watch Criminal Minds out of sheer terror, but hey, I'm buying presents and stuff; I can't watch them all. Tell us what your favourite new holiday special was this year in the comments!

thatneedslube

Because there probably won't be another session of a brief history of gay in the new Hawaii Five-0 today, enjoy some brief science about the episodes so far:

Steve takes his shirt off as often as he can, but we all know that Danny without a tie is basically naked. So to compensate for Steve not taking his shirt off, Danny frequently removes his tie in those episodes. There are only three episodes so far for which this isn't true.

That's science, ladies.

thatneedslube

Spoilers ahoy, but not for plot. Just for how deliciously, epically gay this show is. Prepare for heart eyes.

( Heart eyes every week, guys. Episodes 1 and 2 below the cut. )

We, like Steve McGarrett have only one question left: When is Danny going to take his shirt off?

Two episodes this time, and we'll see what happens next time, FG fans. Long post is incredibly long and took all day.

thatneedslube

I only ask because the relationship developments in the shows I've been watching this week have all left me gaping at the screen, or trying valiantly not to cry. Let's recap, shall we?

( Bones, Fringe, Hawaii Five-0 )

Mmmm, television.

thatneedslube

I know this will come as a total shocker to my fellow fangirls, but Johnny Depp was interviewed by Vanity Fair recently and asked "Didn't you know that all my characters are gay?"

Yes. Yes we did. And what follows is photographic evidence of how much we knew.

( Johnny Depp gaying it up )

damngirl

So, listening to the radio this morning- like the other time- I nearly seized and died.

FROM JOY.

So, the fact that Daniel Craig has been hankering to have Bond bat for the other team is old news- but apparently that was for more personal reasons than previously believed.

Craig was caught macking on dudes all over Venice last week. Unfortunately, no photographic evidence, but really, I think this says it all:

Say no more.

thatneedslube

You can tell the new British Leaders are super gay for each other because the press said so, and I believe everything I read. If by read you mean interpret pictures placed next to headlines.

Plus Clegg/Cameron sounds like a tag I might find on the internet, digging for new Real Politician Slash. They're not bad looking. Maybe I should do more research into this new fandom, see what I can dig up for fic ideas. Does it count as an entry for remix-redux if I base it all on newspaper articles? No?

Fine. I'll have to get a real journalist to enter with me. I can remix their article and they can remix my fic into an article. It'll be brilliant.

[holidays] The Best of TV Christmas Episodes 2010

[science] We have achieved shirtlessness

[the gay] A BRIEF HISTORY OF GAY IN THE NEW HAWAII FIVE-0

[tv highlights] Is this the week TV writers are just fucking with us?

[newsflash] Johnny Depp Loves the Gay

[news] Daniel Craig: Gaymes Bond?

[politics] British Leaders Super Gay For Each Other, No, Really

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