Fangasmic

I don't know if you've heard, but FG collectively broke up with House after it's season finale. Not even sweet memories of episodes like Three Stories or the fact that Wilson was once in a porno as a forest nymph telling ladies to "Be not afraid," for he had learned how to pleasure a woman are enough to justify our continuing weekly torment.

But that doesn't mean that the craving for weird medical shows abates. To that ends, I present you the magic of "The Weirdest Damn Thing I Have Ever Seen," which brilliantly contains the quote, "So there you have it: Acute Anterior Myocardial Infarction presenting with Partial Complex Seizures manifested as hallucinations of Christmas Elves."

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