fangasmic

( Massive image below the cut )

In case you were wondering about everything else.

If you need fixes sooner, lots of actors, directors of photography, etc, are on twitter and tweeting pictures from set right now, including Masi Oka as a regular on Hawaii Five-0 season 2.

thatneedslube

You know the drill.

( Sheriff Carter: You could poop your pants in the Yankee Candle store and no one would know. )

thatneedslube

Big news, guys! Everyone is on break for the holidays, even tv shows, but here's when you can expect some of our favourites to air again:

( Nikita, Fringe, 30 Rock, Bones, White Collar, NCIS, NCIS LA, CSI NY, The Mentalist, The Big Bang Theory, Hawaii Five-0, Castle, How I Met Your Mother, Doctor Who )

What else are you excited about? Some shows haven't listed when they're coming back yet, but when we do, we'll let you know.

thatneedslube

What if Steve finally got Danny to marry him and wound up taking care of Grace regularly? Stuff like this would happen.

( I just have a lot of feelings. )

You know you love it.

thatneedslube

I only ask because the relationship developments in the shows I've been watching this week have all left me gaping at the screen, or trying valiantly not to cry. Let's recap, shall we?

( Bones, Fringe, Hawaii Five-0 )

Mmmm, television.

thatneedslube

I saw this chart today which depicts, according to the internet, the most popular shows on TV right now. Are they serious? Or are a lot of people out there just talking about terrible, terrible things? (Because we do that all the time at FG, but we don't expect anyone to take us seriously.)

( What? How are you still watching Friends? )

It's a good thing the chart cut off there, or I could be here forever telling shows they suck hard and not in a fun way. This reminds me of why I hate tv and appointment viewing- you always wind up catching five minutes of something terrible.

Of course the other FG staff watch things I hate and I watch things they hate. We openly will tell you we have terrible and amazing taste. But the rest of the internet? They have to justify this stuff. Because I hate 99% of the shows on that list.

damngirl

So, like most people who watch a lot of Cold Case Files and Forensic Files and just like Files, I've been anxiously awaiting the return of Bones, on April 1.

Which is why I was giddy as a school girl upon getting linked to some clips from the episode, "The Bones on the Blue Line". And then I spent the next few moments going "double u tee eff".

( Today's cut brought to you by someone who googles twice, links once. )

thatneedslube

Science time, guys. Let's keep it real with some completely accurate and not made up stats in graph and chart form. Nothing makes stuff official like charts and graphs, am I right? Of course I am. Science says so.

( 100% accurate awesomeness is behind this cut )

[tv schedule] When Your Shows Are Coming Back

[parentexts] The Smell of Success

[tv sched] When Your Shows Are Getting Back

[parentexts] So Many Feelings

[tv highlights] Is this the week TV writers are just fucking with us?

[opinions] Someone Is Wrong On the Internet! About TV!

[fact checking] WASHINGTON DC- UR DOING IT WRONG, BONES WRITERS

[science] I Will Now Proceed to Blind You With Science

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