fangasmic

whyareyoulikethis: just balls.
not so innocent bystander: hee
damngirl: no mallets LOOOL
whyareyoulikethis: you roll them.
stopitsomemore: ahhah BALLS
damngirl: AHAHHAA
not so innocent bystander: ok, it's what we call bowls
damngirl: JUST BALLS. YOU ROLL THEM.
not so innocent bystander: some ball-on-ball action?
damngirl: BALLS SLAPPIN' AND KNOCKIN' INTO OTHER BALLS.
whyareyoulikethis: BALLS TOUCHING BALLS
not so innocent bystander: oh god, the inmates are running amok
damngirl: BALLS.

thatneedslube

When The New Adventures of Lois and Clark ended, fans wrote several "virtual seasons" to fill the gap. Actual, decent story arcs that fixed problems and were simultaneously episodic and related. Most fanfiction doesn't do that. Fanfiction is a huge addiction for me, and just as huge is my addiction to badfic. You know the stuff. Nothing is in character, and everything is kind of ridiculous, but it's so deliciously soap opera-y you can't stay away?

Don't lie to me, guys, I know you do it. So here is some science showing the difference between canon and badfic trends for a few of my favourite shows.

( They (mostly) do not involve brown paper packages tied up with string, but sometimes people do get tied up. )

stopitsomemore

White Collar turned fourteen whole episodes old this week!

By most accounts, it has had a pretty great inaugural season. It was slick! It was timely! It was fun! Importantly, to us, it was gay like balls touching balls! Even as we enjoyed the effervescent oxycodone-induced bespoke high of White Collar, we here at Fanspastic HQ struggled with an existential crisis the entire time we watched this show. Okay, maybe only I struggled with it the most, but we have a standing rule that the person who hates the series the most is required to recap it, so:

( Watching White Collar is extremely fucking vexing to me. No, the topless arts and crafts doesn't make it better. )

In other news, fuck you, White Collar, this recap was brought to you by three days, two fingers of vodka, a six-pack of Woodchuck, and 4200 words.

[badge of shame] This Started Out As an Editorial Meeting; Also, We Were Talking About Bocce.

[science] Reasons the Lois and Clark Virtual Seasons Were Miraculously Successful

[recap] Well, at Least White Collar Remains Dedicated to Getting Everybody's Good Side

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