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SUPERNATURAL IS GOING TO BE AN ANIME.

HOLY SHIT. OUR FUCKING BRAINS JUST EXPLODED INSIDE OUR SKULLS AND THIS ENTRY IS BEING POSTED FROM THE ASTRAL PLANE. IT IS LIKE JAPAN AND KRIPKE ARE GANGING UP TO SKULLFUCK US. ANIME FANDOM AND SUPERNATURAL FANDOM ARE NOT TWO GREAT TASTES THAT WILL TASTE GREAT TOGETHER UNLESS YOU LIKE THINGS THAT TASTE LIKE INCEST AND DUB CON AND PEDO. DEAN WINCHESTER, YOU MIGHT WANT TO START PRE-LUBING NOW.

People all over the English-speaking world have today off for the Easter holidays. But if you, like me, work for a company run by Godless Heathens, you might be sitting in your office looking outside at the sunshine, pounding back coffee spiked with misery and despair and fat free milk.

This post? This is for you.

Some folks celebrate this time of year by dyeing eggs, beating up the Easter Bunny, or marathoning every episode of M*A*S*H instead of going to church. We here at Fanspastic choose to celebrate in our own special way, ie sacrilegious badfic.

We don't make a habit of linking fic on Fanspastic, but this is one of those anonymous (text file!) oldies that would have been lost to the pixelated sands of time were it not for the Wayback Machine.

After reading it, you'll probably wish the Wayback Machine servers had caught on fire and fell into the ocean.

There's no extant title for this gem, so let's just go with: The One Where Jesus Gets It In His Spear Wound, No Really, See The Title of This Post by Anonymous (Jesus/OMC, NC-17)

( Behold! A few excerpts of this masterpiece, wherein Jesus getting stoned is probably the least offensive thing that happens. )

So. You're welcome for that. Happy Easter!

[Ed note: UGH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU I WENT OUT FOR THREE HOURS TO BUY KITCHEN EQUIPMENT ON GOD'S DAY AND COME BACK TO SACRILEGIOUS WOUNDFUCKING -- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLACE, THE SUPERNATURAL WRITER'S ROOM?]

24 HAS BEEN CANCELLED AT LAST

THIS IS LIKE OLD YELLER. IT'S LIKE FINALLY PUTTING A RABID TERRORIST DOG OUT OF IT'S MISERY. PROBABLY BY WATERBOARDING IT AND THEN BLOWING IT UP IN A PLANE RATHER THAN SHOOTING IT, BECAUSE THAT WAS- WAS- HOW 24 ROLLED. KIEFER SUTHERLAND, YOU ARE NOW FREE TO GO COLLECT MUG SHOTS AND DUI ARRESTS AND LEAVE OUR TVS ALONE. REJOICE!


ETA: NEVERMIND. BALLS.