thatneedslube: What's not to love? (psych-hellsyeah)
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The other FG staff are giving me cut eye right now, but I don't care and neither will you because now we can drive real, official batmobiles which means all my childhood dreams are coming true.

Next up on my wish list, dream makers, is to own this bike:

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FUCK NO.

I mean, everyone knows Batman knocks up Robin. Plus everyone smart knows that Superman's sperm could kill a man.
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Unlike most geeks, I absolutely adore 1960's Batman. It contributed heavily to my adoration of puns, bright colours, and 1960's Batgirl, who I honest to god hoped to be when I grew up complete with motorcycle, red wig, and occasional butler-assistance from Alfred.

Like most fangirls, I enjoy porn. It's just that usually it's literary porn not videos. In this case though, I might make an exception. I mean, this thing looks amazingly accurate in every way:



Click here if you can't see embeds.

The Daily What speculates that the entrance to the Batcave is the same one they used in the Adam West series, and man, if I didn't know that the original costumes were on display somewhere, I'd suspect they were using those, too.

So pluses: hot ladies, Batman, sexual tension with Robin, amazing puns and riddles, etc.
Negatives: ladies mean probably no hot Batman/Robin sexing, possibility of the Joker and Riddler having sex with ladies as well.

Hmmm, it's a tough call.
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So, [personal profile] stopitsomemore and I are fans of pornography in all its forms. So upon finding this gem and knowing my love of the Goddamn Batman, she could not resist in linking me, and by extension, all of you.

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He's not fucking around. WATCH OUT.


It's remarkably SFW for a porn trailer, which is to say- I'm not sure it's a porn at all. In fact, it might actually be an educational video. DC Comics released a Super Dictionary in '78- it'll help us decode the 'plot' of this titillating pornography. (Note: I saw no tits.)

So we'll hunt him because he can take it. )

I've lost my freaking mind.
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I don't mean this world. Obviously we are super awesome in every way and people should be totally jealous of how sweet it is over here. But in fandom world? The world where we stick our characters and then beat them repeatedly? Man, that place sucks.

Proof positive: )

Keepin' it real, guys. There should be a support group for this action.

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