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whyareyoulikethis
oh thank god.
whyareyoulikethisLivejournal virtual gifts have always run the gamut from cute and hilarious (did you know you could leave flaming bag of poo on someone's virtual doorstep?) to the just plain odd (scroll down for the ostensibly cheerful smiling sun that instead looks like it's on amphetamines).
Maybe we're bad people (okay, we're definitely bad people), but surely we aren't the only ones to think something's just a little off about this one, featured currently in the LJ Virtual Gift Shop:
You say adorable friendship hug, Eljay, I say a truly chilling scene from the 2010 Pedobear Annual Pedo Convention. Potato, Potahto.
Maybe we're bad people (okay, we're definitely bad people), but surely we aren't the only ones to think something's just a little off about this one, featured currently in the LJ Virtual Gift Shop:
You say adorable friendship hug, Eljay, I say a truly chilling scene from the 2010 Pedobear Annual Pedo Convention. Potato, Potahto.
whyareyoulikethisPeople all over the English-speaking world have today off for the Easter holidays. But if you, like me, work for a company run by Godless Heathens, you might be sitting in your office looking outside at the sunshine, pounding back coffee spiked with misery and despair and fat free milk.
This post? This is for you.
Some folks celebrate this time of year by dyeing eggs, beating up the Easter Bunny, or marathoning every episode of M*A*S*H instead of going to church. We here at Fanspastic choose to celebrate in our own special way, ie sacrilegious badfic.
We don't make a habit of linking fic on Fanspastic, but this is one of those anonymous (text file!) oldies that would have been lost to the pixelated sands of time were it not for the Wayback Machine.
After reading it, you'll probably wish the Wayback Machine servers had caught on fire and fell into the ocean.
There's no extant title for this gem, so let's just go with: The One Where Jesus Gets It In His Spear Wound, No Really, See The Title of This Post by Anonymous (Jesus/OMC, NC-17)
( Behold! A few excerpts of this masterpiece, wherein Jesus getting stoned is probably the least offensive thing that happens. )
So. You're welcome for that. Happy Easter!
[Ed note: UGH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU I WENT OUT FOR THREE HOURS TO BUY KITCHEN EQUIPMENT ON GOD'S DAY AND COME BACK TO SACRILEGIOUS WOUNDFUCKING -- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLACE, THE SUPERNATURAL WRITER'S ROOM?]
This post? This is for you.
Some folks celebrate this time of year by dyeing eggs, beating up the Easter Bunny, or marathoning every episode of M*A*S*H instead of going to church. We here at Fanspastic choose to celebrate in our own special way, ie sacrilegious badfic.
We don't make a habit of linking fic on Fanspastic, but this is one of those anonymous (text file!) oldies that would have been lost to the pixelated sands of time were it not for the Wayback Machine.
After reading it, you'll probably wish the Wayback Machine servers had caught on fire and fell into the ocean.
There's no extant title for this gem, so let's just go with: The One Where Jesus Gets It In His Spear Wound, No Really, See The Title of This Post by Anonymous (Jesus/OMC, NC-17)
( Behold! A few excerpts of this masterpiece, wherein Jesus getting stoned is probably the least offensive thing that happens. )So. You're welcome for that. Happy Easter!
[Ed note: UGH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU I WENT OUT FOR THREE HOURS TO BUY KITCHEN EQUIPMENT ON GOD'S DAY AND COME BACK TO SACRILEGIOUS WOUNDFUCKING -- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLACE, THE SUPERNATURAL WRITER'S ROOM?]
