fangasmic

So,

stopitsomemore and I are fans of pornography in all its forms. So upon finding this gem and knowing my love of the Goddamn Batman, she could not resist in linking me, and by extension, all of you.

He's not fucking around. WATCH OUT.

It's remarkably SFW for a porn trailer, which is to say- I'm not sure it's a porn at all. In fact, it might actually be an educational video. DC Comics released a Super Dictionary in '78- it'll help us decode the 'plot' of this titillating pornography. (Note: I saw no tits.)

I can only assume this is a birthday present for me. Thanks, Gotham.

I have my concerns, Robin, I have my concerns.

I hesitate to suggest what it is that the Bat Man will be feasting upon. (It's pussy.)

DA NA NA NA NA NA DA NA NA NA NA NA BAT FUCKS

... That's not fruit.

So, Batman has left a misty crowd of fucked-out people behind him.

Yeah, that's not unusual, apparently. But he's left Robin, too!

Oh. Well, that's okay then.

This (finally) looks compromising! This (might) be sex related! It's a porn (after all)!

Wait...

Uh...

Nope. Robin is just FULL OF FUCKING FAIL.

Now, I really hate clowns- but this is promising!

MAN! It's just a practical demonstration for stupid Robin, again! That Batman, always trying to actually teach his proteges so they'll stop dying tragically [/irony]