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thatneedslubeIt's that time again! Time for a fresh instalment of delicious not-recs. Maybe fresh is the wrong word. I get the impression a lot of these stories could use a bit of a wash down there. And maybe some prescription cream or something.
But uh, never mind that. More importantly, it is 8pm. Do you know where your favourite characters are? ( Because I guarantee they are having a terrible time. )
You have no idea, guys.
But uh, never mind that. More importantly, it is 8pm. Do you know where your favourite characters are? ( Because I guarantee they are having a terrible time. )
You have no idea, guys.
damngirlFor those of you unacquainted with this website, I ask: do you have something against hilarity? Against schadenfreude? Against enjoying other people making terrible life decisions?
As you can imagine, the situations and sentiments described on the site have, one more than one occasion, made me wonder if some of our fandom favorites had gotten their hands on their cellies and made some back decisions of their own. A lot of boredom later, enter the dragon, i.e., this post.
( (Tony DiNozzo): my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands )
As you can imagine, the situations and sentiments described on the site have, one more than one occasion, made me wonder if some of our fandom favorites had gotten their hands on their cellies and made some back decisions of their own. A lot of boredom later, enter the dragon, i.e., this post.
( (Tony DiNozzo): my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands )
thatneedslubeLadies, you know I love delicious bookmarks. Every time I dig through it I get my heart broken and laugh until I cry because it really is epic pain. You know what I mean. At first, it's all good. You're scrolling through your network and there's some good stuff tagged there.
But the next thing you know it's 3am on a Tuesday and you're staring, determined, at an actual subscription feed for something terrible like slave!Jensen or kitten!Merlin.
( DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER )
The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is going back for more because every time delicious punches me in the face I suddenly crave something even worse. "Oooh, maybe there will be something good for Generation Kill today!"
Probably not. But he only does it because he loves me.
But the next thing you know it's 3am on a Tuesday and you're staring, determined, at an actual subscription feed for something terrible like slave!Jensen or kitten!Merlin.
( DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER )
The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is going back for more because every time delicious punches me in the face I suddenly crave something even worse. "Oooh, maybe there will be something good for Generation Kill today!"
Probably not. But he only does it because he loves me.