[fandom texts] Texts From Last Night, Fandom Style

[damngirl]

For those of you unacquainted with this website, I ask: do you have something against hilarity? Against schadenfreude? Against enjoying other people making terrible life decisions?

As you can imagine, the situations and sentiments described on the site have, one more than one occasion, made me wonder if some of our fandom favorites had gotten their hands on their cellies and made some back decisions of their own. A lot of boredom later, enter the dragon, i.e., this post.

(Tony DiNozzo): my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands

(Barney Stinson): one of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag

(Morgana): Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
(Arthur Pendragon): Well how do you think I feel
(Morgana): fair enough

(Shawn Spencer): my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he has to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad

(Sue Sylvester): This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.

(Spock): afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.

(Sam Winchester): Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
(Gabriel): Lol thats a classic

(Clark Kent): It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.

(Neal Caffrey): Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning

(Rodney McKay): Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
(John Sheppard): What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"