[badge of shame] Well, I Mean, She Would Know

[stopitsomemore]

"guys I just squeezed out lotion and it came out in a penis shape"

—Fanspastic Senior Buttsex Contributor, thatneedslube

[legit science] What is this, a spaceship for ANTS?

[whyareyoulikethis]

So maybe you thought you were pretty damn nerdy when you walked outside today wearing your Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock t-shirt, happy and secure in your geek chic cred.

I'm here to tell you that you've just been pwned, everyone. You have to wake up pretty early in the day to out-nerd the scientists at the Himeji Institute of Technology:



Why yes that IS a model of the Starship Enterprise that is only visible via an electron microscope. This little guy was carved out of somethingthefuckever using nothing but lasers and science and the sheer hope and promise of an egalitarian galactic future.

Mull it.

I like to think this business came about as the result of a particularly intense game of truth or dare at the most recent Himeji Institute of Technology kegger.


Source: dvice

Quick, Someone Check If Pigeons Have Ears, Can They Be Bitten Off If They Steal Mike Tyson's Tiger?

[stopitsomemore]

Naturally, the next thing I thought was, Zelenka v Tyson, Throwdown.

Source: NYPost

[science] In Space!

[thatneedslube]

The new Star Trek movie was so good I saw it in theatres three times. I was one of those assholes who put on a slutty red shirt with a communicator pinned to it. Yeah, it was awesome. Jealous?

Not since SGA fandom died has there been such an amazing cause for people to make shit up about science. The time is now, people. I dare you to start making shit up about trans-warp beaming. And to start you off, here are some facts about science in SPACE.

( Also in Jim Kirk's pants. Surprise! )

[delicious] If I Woke Up and Felt Like P-Diddy I Would Brush My Teeth With These

[thatneedslube]

It's that time again! Time for a fresh instalment of delicious not-recs. Maybe fresh is the wrong word. I get the impression a lot of these stories could use a bit of a wash down there. And maybe some prescription cream or something.

But uh, never mind that. More importantly, it is 8pm. Do you know where your favourite characters are? ( Because I guarantee they are having a terrible time. )

You have no idea, guys.