whyareyoulikethis: by <user name="casett"> (monty python)
[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis
As you may already know, we here at FG have long been somewhat dubious of the new American relaunch of Torchwood.

Well hold onto to your tinhats, because shit just got real. As Ausiello reports, we've got preliminary casting information, and it features you'll never guess who:

Rex Matheson is a sharp-as-nails, funny-as-hell, tough-as-rawhide CIA agent who cares less about making a good impression than he does making a lasting one. Sounds juicy, right? So no wonder my sources tell me that both Dollhouse alum Enver Gjokaj and One Tree Hill grad Chad Michael Murray are eyeing the role.


Don't adjust your monitor, you read that correctly- there is a chance that Mayhem is coming Turchwad. We know. We know. We feel the same:


[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis: READ THIS: http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2010/10/22/torchwood-chad-michael-murray-amber-stevens/

[personal profile] stopitsomemore: dslfkjdsfl JUST THAT URL
IS GIVING ME A SEIZURE
OH MY Fdlkjsdlkjadfs;ljkadf

[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis: IT'S JUST WHAT YOU THINK IT ISSSSSSSSS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I mean, that's not definite.
BUT STIIIIILL.

[personal profile] stopitsomemore: I like want to kill everybody
EVERYBODY

[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis: I KNOW.

[personal profile] stopitsomemore: Like it's the most unholy marriage of terrible things
Like fucking Mayhem
And Turchwad
You know what, but he would fit in.
Like b/c if Jack Harkness fucked you when you were like underage and then
couldn't go to your prom
b/c he forgot
and had to go back to Wales to fuck someone else
he would probably bring you a car
maybe a car from the future

[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis: .....
*WEEPS*

[personal profile] stopitsomemore: OH MY GOD
IT'S SO TERRIBLE
IT'S LIKE EVERY TERRIBLE THING

[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis: TOGETHER ASDFGJHKLHLKJ

[personal profile] stopitsomemore: IT"S SO TERRIBLE
AND BEAUTIFUL
I CANNOT LOOK AWAY

[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis: I KNOW. IT'S LIKE SEEING A THREE-LEGGED DOG CHASE A TENNIS BALL OUT INTO TRAFFIC.
AND YOU CAN ONLY WATCH BUT DO NOTHING.

[personal profile] stopitsomemore: GOD IT IS
I HOPE IT'S TRUE
I WANT IT
NOW I WANT IT

[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis: ...ME TOO NOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH US.

[personal profile] stopitsomemore: you know who
Mayhem sort of reminds me of?
With his squint?
He's sort of like BB Dom Cobb
...I should be killed for introducing that thought into the universe.

[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis: ....yeah.
Somehow, that's almost the worst thing that's come out of this conversation.
whyareyoulikethis: by <lj user="meganbmoore"> (Nancy Drew)
[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis
From the FG Insidery Vault, circa July 2009:

[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis: and the conclusion: no idea why she quit or wtf she's doing. oh, Sarah Palin.
[personal profile] stopitsomemore: aha
[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis: also, randomly, there's a British actor existing and making movies named Benedict Cumberbatch. fucking awesome/why the sun set on the British empire.
[personal profile] stopitsomemore: ahahahhaa
[personal profile] stopitsomemore: lunch was great and so was coming back to THIS MESSAGE.
whyareyoulikethis: by <lj user="meganbmoore"> (girls)
[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis
[personal profile] thatneedslube: so side note re: world politics
[personal profile] stopitsomemore: WE ARE NOT TALKING
[personal profile] thatneedslube: this thailand business is insane and tragic
[personal profile] stopitsomemore: ABOUT BRITISH POLITICS RPS
oh thank god.
[personal profile] damngirl: hahahahaha
[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis: dude, but it's there.
[personal profile] thatneedslube: but when I hear they called themselves the red shirt movement
[personal profile] damngirl: yeah, thailand is bugfuck
[personal profile] thatneedslube: ....I just assume they're going to fail
[personal profile] stopitsomemore: oh [personal profile] thatneedslube.
[personal profile] damngirl: HAHAH
[personal profile] thatneedslube: well COME ON
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[personal profile] stopitsomemore
[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis: just balls.
not so innocent bystander: hee
[personal profile] damngirl: no mallets LOOOL
[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis: you roll them.
[personal profile] stopitsomemore: ahhah BALLS
[personal profile] damngirl: AHAHHAA
not so innocent bystander: ok, it's what we call bowls
[personal profile] damngirl: JUST BALLS. YOU ROLL THEM.
not so innocent bystander: some ball-on-ball action?
[personal profile] damngirl: BALLS SLAPPIN' AND KNOCKIN' INTO OTHER BALLS.
[personal profile] whyareyoulikethis: BALLS TOUCHING BALLS
not so innocent bystander: oh god, the inmates are running amok
[personal profile] damngirl: BALLS.
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[personal profile] stopitsomemore
"guys I just squeezed out lotion and it came out in a penis shape"

—Fanspastic Senior Buttsex Contributor, [personal profile] thatneedslube

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