[no comment] Supernatural Fen Should Not Be Allowed To Breed, Reason #137

[whyareyoulikethis]

No, wait, just one comment: ARE YOU SERIOUS????

ETA: So this is the worst 'no comment' entry ever, because damngirl would like to share her experiences in obtaining this highly important piece of information. Hilarity and almost car accidents below:

damngirl:

So, while driving my car to my office this morning, (contrary to popular and widely held beliefs, being a Dick Joke Editor pays no one's bills) I was listening to the Kane Show on Hot 99.5. (Go ahead, judge, I like hearing Lady Gaga every 15 minutes.) They were listing off the top 5 rising Hot Names for kids in the upcoming year.

They went in reverse order- fifth was Phineas, okay, whatever. Fourth was Dashiell, and I was like, okay, that kid is screwed. Third was Atreyu and I immediately started laughing because someone has to tell that kid to be confident. Second was Declan, and I was like, "Well, I'm glad we're in a Scottish romance novel."

And then I nearly fucking died because I almost wrapped my car around a pole, because this shit happened:

First was CASTIEL.

(I know, I'll give you a moment to scream with laughter, it's okay, I did too.)



"I'd like you to meet my son, he's an Angel of the Lord."

The girls' list was fairly unremarkable until we got to number one-- Sookie.



"And my daughter- uh... watch what you're... thinking."

Now, at this point, I'm sure you're staring at your screen, going, "This bitch has got to be kidding me."

NOPE.

And now, good deed done, I'm off to google baby names for the rest of the morning.

Comments

[catchmyfancy]

The "Atreyu" didn't bother you also?

And all those poor girls saddled with "Sookie". *shudders*

[sorrel]

Oh my god, this is the *bad* way to have fannish parents.

[esmenet]

So, will these kids be getting hate from batshit Sam/Dean shippers for the rest of their lives?

[skadenfryd]

AHAHAHA. A+

[norabombay]

I hate to say that Sookie and Ateryu are going to have it worse than the little Castiels.

Castiel is at least possibly from some other place.

If you want to call a baby Sookie, give the kid the regular name and use it as a nick......

[seperis]

This cannot be happening.