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Because if I'm reading this right, Nathan Fillion's ass just gets sexier with age. We agree, Nathan, but seriously-- photos or it didn't happen.
thatneedslubeBecause if I'm reading this right, Nathan Fillion's ass just gets sexier with age. We agree, Nathan, but seriously-- photos or it didn't happen.
thatneedslubeThe other FG staff are giving me cut eye right now, but I don't care and neither will you because now we can drive real, official batmobiles which means all my childhood dreams are coming true.
Next up on my wish list, dream makers, is to own this bike:
Next up on my wish list, dream makers, is to own this bike:
whyareyoulikethisGabrielle Union, who will probably be justly remembered forever for wondering whether you can ever just be whelmed (say it with me: "I think you can in Europe?"), just gave an interview to TV Guide where she talks about her character's truncated storyline on FlashForward. It will surely be of interest to anyone who watched that show, but the most interesting stuff is about where she's going next:
This is great, not the least because we can always use more butt-kicking women on TV who hate kids. Also, we at Fangasmic would cut someone for a lady buddy cop show, which we're hoping this might turn out to be. But what's especially amazing here is the asexual representation, something even more rare in the media. Rock on, Gabrielle Union, and consider us overwhelmed by your awesome.
Gabrielle heads to South Carolina this month to play an outspoken asexual cop named Gina Holt on the August 15 episode of Lifetime's Army Wives. Plans are for the character to be spun-off with recently divorced wife Pamela (Brigid Brannagh) into her own 2011 cop show set in Atlanta. Union, whose mom is a real-life Army wife, says, "All the butts I wanted to kick on FlashForward and all of the bad guys I wanted to bring to justice, I'll now get to do as this new character — but with a sense of humor. Gina views these Army wives as extra-terrestrials. She has no concept of breast-feeding, sore nipples or child care."
This is great, not the least because we can always use more butt-kicking women on TV who hate kids. Also, we at Fangasmic would cut someone for a lady buddy cop show, which we're hoping this might turn out to be. But what's especially amazing here is the asexual representation, something even more rare in the media. Rock on, Gabrielle Union, and consider us overwhelmed by your awesome.
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Slash fandom: Where your prince charming also happens to be an insatiable whore. Win-win.
PATRICK STEWART OFFICIALLY AWESOME
Jun. 2nd, 2010 09:06 pmthatneedslube
STAR TREK / X-MEN / EVERYTHING AMAZING'S PATRICK STEWART WAS KNIGHTED!THE BBC SAID IT, AND LO, STAR TREK / X-MEN / WHATEVER FANS EVERYWHERE CRIED OUT WITH JOY.
Patrick Stewart: Officially Awesome. So says Queen E2, so say we all.
THIS ICON IS SUPER APPROPRIATE. TELL ME WHY IN THE COMMENTS AND WIN NOTHING BUT MY GRUDGING RESPECT.
stopitsomemoreI don't know if you guys know, but around here at FG headquarters, we take porn really fucking seriously. To that ends, it's imperative that as soon as more information about this came out, I brought it to the world.
I'm sure everybody owns the classic porn parody, THE SEX FILES - A DARK XXX PARODY, which I described to someone as, "Oh my God, someone wrote an X-Files fanfiction and then they jacked some pornography into it and FILMED IT OH MY GOD IT IS LIKE HEAVEN DID YOU GUYS SEE THE PENCILS IN THE CEILING?" Translation: it's the best fucking porn parody ever done, and if you basically spent your years wishing Agents Scully and Mulder would just fuck already, this is kind of like candy to you. Trust me on this one: they even cast really convincing actors. What? Don't believe me? Here's the trailer:
Fair warning: it's mostly worksafe, but there's one blurred out ass-shot. To be fair, for a porn trailer, that's showing fucking remarkable restraint already.
If you enjoyed that, you're going to love the HELL out of its upcoming sequel, which apparently incorporates Marita, Diana Fowley (!!!), the Lone Gunmen (ten points from Gryffindor for whoever wrote that post on the website for not knowing offhand and immediately that the gunmen's names), and Krycek. This can only end in total fucking awesome.
To that ends, I finally have a reason to do a porn recap. It's like DOUBLE CHRISTMAS.
I'm sure everybody owns the classic porn parody, THE SEX FILES - A DARK XXX PARODY, which I described to someone as, "Oh my God, someone wrote an X-Files fanfiction and then they jacked some pornography into it and FILMED IT OH MY GOD IT IS LIKE HEAVEN DID YOU GUYS SEE THE PENCILS IN THE CEILING?" Translation: it's the best fucking porn parody ever done, and if you basically spent your years wishing Agents Scully and Mulder would just fuck already, this is kind of like candy to you. Trust me on this one: they even cast really convincing actors. What? Don't believe me? Here's the trailer:
Fair warning: it's mostly worksafe, but there's one blurred out ass-shot. To be fair, for a porn trailer, that's showing fucking remarkable restraint already.
If you enjoyed that, you're going to love the HELL out of its upcoming sequel, which apparently incorporates Marita, Diana Fowley (!!!), the Lone Gunmen (ten points from Gryffindor for whoever wrote that post on the website for not knowing offhand and immediately that the gunmen's names), and Krycek. This can only end in total fucking awesome.
To that ends, I finally have a reason to do a porn recap. It's like DOUBLE CHRISTMAS.
stopitsomemoreBecause typically speaking, news that a man has -- after playing for three years -- beaten Bejeweled 2 should not inspire any sort of respect, nor, indeed, sexual desire, right?
Check the fucking insane video:
In conclusion, motherfucker BROKE Bejeweled. For everybody who has ever thought, "Oh, I'll just play a few minutes," and then emerged from like a fucking cavern with a God damn Moses beard like 8 years later -- I salute you, good sir.
Check the fucking insane video:
In conclusion, motherfucker BROKE Bejeweled. For everybody who has ever thought, "Oh, I'll just play a few minutes," and then emerged from like a fucking cavern with a God damn Moses beard like 8 years later -- I salute you, good sir.