[_finders] My Shame, Let Me Show You It

[thatneedslube]

I have an addiction. Not just my love of SCIENCE, or my obvious and painful relationship with Delicious Bookmarks, but something even more shameful. It's _finders coms. You know, when you get a shiny new fandom you immediately join the community for your favourite pairing, maybe the newsletter, and of course, the fic finding community.

( I make up all sorts of reasons for my membership in _finders coms, but they're all only partly true. )

[no comment] Lex Luthor, IS THAT YOU?

[whyareyoulikethis]

From dvice- World's largest yacht shoots frickin' laser beams:

Leonard Nimoy Bequeaths Spock, Convention Circuit, Batshit Fangirls to Zachary Quinto

[stopitsomemore]

We all knew this day would come, but it stills seems too soon! Leonard Nimoy, despite your long history as an actor, a photographer, a director and an all-around badass, news you are retiring entirely from one of your many talents still comes as a blow. Who else will be sinister and fabulous and haul around an oxygen tank on Fringe? Who else will give Spock advice about how to get Jim Kirk to stop humping his leg in public and stuff? His exit leaves a hole in our hearts -- and leads most of the FG staff to weep -- but he's still around, and hey, we can always hope: it's a Vulcan's prerogative to change his mind if doing so is logical, right?

[craigslist] Girl!Kirk, IS THAT YOU?

[whyareyoulikethis]

Craigslist is a sea of weird and wonderful things, and the missed connections section is the weirdest and wonderful-est. Or, in this case, the utilizing-your-lady-parts-for-kleptomania-est:

( Bones is going to need a whole handle of whiskey for when you tell him this story, isn't he? )

[recap] Madonna Has Arcane Powers, Tonight At- Did American Idol Just Screw My DVR?!

[damngirl]

Girl, if you missed last week's Glee, "Hell-O", CATCH THE HELL UP.

If you've warmed up your Flowbee, Florence Henderson, MOSEY ON DOWN BENEATH THE CUT.



GET IN THE RECAP, LOSER. WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.

( CAN YOU HANDLE GLEE, EPISODE 1X15, THE POWER OF MADONNA? )

Thoughts? Did this episode touch you in your tingly bits? Or are you just salivating for the Lady Gaga episode lurking in the back 9?

[recap] Sex Pistols Here to Impregnate Your Men, Slash Wereleopards, Prompt You to Scream, "WHAT?"

[stopitsomemore]

Hi, guys. Hi. Have you ever heard of a Japanese BL (boizu rabu, according to Wikipedia) series titled Sex Pistols?

Oh, you mean you haven't walked past the shelf at Borders where they are probably covered in plastic and and mostly obscured by a clutch of unforch-looking teenaged boys giggling and gagging -- and inevitably, the one reading it with wide, lustful eyes, because finally, finally, he's realized that cock is that for which he has hungered -- as they read the one copy that's had its wrapping discarded? That's cool.

Here's the short version: there are animal spirits who walk among us (read: furries, pay a-fuckin-ttention) and also, dudes can drop shorties (read: your ass can be a fertile valley of animal spirit babies) and also, someone in Japan gave an anime production company some E (read: a lot of E) and they made a two-part special about it.

( If that sounds super super horrifying, then you probably should not click onward and inward and deep and hot and wet into this recap of the first part. )

Ultimately, the only unqualified good of this OAV, aside from some impressively high production values and fairly good voice acting (although nobody I recognized right off the bat — what about you guys?), is that they didn't get into the entire animal spirit man-impregnating aspect. In case you're wondering? That is a major God damn plot point if you choose to read the manga. I am not advocating you read the manga. I am telling you that male pregnancy will happen to your face you read it. It will happen to your face hard. And fast. And sweaty, slapping against your spit-slick chin. It will probably happen to your face under some bleachers before seventh period math.

I recommend you build up reserves of your strength, ladies. Part two will be out eventually, and being strong like an ox, I will watch it — TWICE — in order to bring you the recap of that, too. May God have mercy on our souls.

[antm] Three Raina Moon

[thatneedslube]

This week the judges compared Raina to a wolf. I imagine at night she sometimes howls at the moon with her ice blue eyes, thinking longingly of the day she will find and subdue her ideal mate.


Raina prowls the wilderness in search of a mate for the coming winter.

She's obviously in my top two models on this cycle, but now I wonder-- is that only because I really want three images of her face against a moon, all that glow in the dark on a shirt I could wear to Wal Mart?