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If you are relentlessly behind on Glee, one, I am ashamed of you (Smell your pits, that's failure.), two, PICK UP THE PACE, SHORT BUS.
If you are ready and panting for it-- and have watched Mean Girls as many times as I have--

Pick up a box or twenty, treasure trail. You're gonna need 'em.
( THIS GREYHOUND IS DELTA-BOUND, MOMMA, BABY BOY DONE FINALLY FOUND HIS WAY 1x16, HOME. )
You might say,
damngirl, you are tres behind. This is the truth. That is why you should look back here LATER TONIGHT for 1x17, "Bad Reputation."
If you are ready and panting for it-- and have watched Mean Girls as many times as I have--

Pick up a box or twenty, treasure trail. You're gonna need 'em.
( THIS GREYHOUND IS DELTA-BOUND, MOMMA, BABY BOY DONE FINALLY FOUND HIS WAY 1x16, HOME. )
You might say,
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Girl, if you missed last week's Glee, "Hell-O", CATCH THE HELL UP.
If you've warmed up your Flowbee, Florence Henderson, MOSEY ON DOWN BENEATH THE CUT.

GET IN THE RECAP, LOSER. WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.
( CAN YOU HANDLE GLEE, EPISODE 1X15, THE POWER OF MADONNA? )
Thoughts? Did this episode touch you in your tingly bits? Or are you just salivating for the Lady Gaga episode lurking in the back 9?
If you've warmed up your Flowbee, Florence Henderson, MOSEY ON DOWN BENEATH THE CUT.

GET IN THE RECAP, LOSER. WE'RE GOING SHOPPING.
( CAN YOU HANDLE GLEE, EPISODE 1X15, THE POWER OF MADONNA? )
Thoughts? Did this episode touch you in your tingly bits? Or are you just salivating for the Lady Gaga episode lurking in the back 9?
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No, that's a lie, Sue Sylvester could.
( It's like a unicorn shit a kitten into a blanket of rainbows in my arms. )
Fox released this promo for next week's ep "The Power Of Madonna" moments after "Hell-O" aired last night... I have literally been watching this since. (If you've never seen the original- a) shame on you, b) here it is.)
Also, if you are not in the U.S. and have dubious Hulu issues (it happens), and Fox doesn't work either- it's flipped and has some subtitles, but this is as good as I'm finding.
( It's like a unicorn shit a kitten into a blanket of rainbows in my arms. )
Fox released this promo for next week's ep "The Power Of Madonna" moments after "Hell-O" aired last night... I have literally been watching this since. (If you've never seen the original- a) shame on you, b) here it is.)
Also, if you are not in the U.S. and have dubious Hulu issues (it happens), and Fox doesn't work either- it's flipped and has some subtitles, but this is as good as I'm finding.
Gird Your Loins, Fandom -- It's Glee-Time
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I will be AWOL as a result of being SOL tomorrow, leaving FG in the lecherous hands of
whyareyoulikethis, and more importantly leaving the site unprotected from the probable shitstorm of Glee-related semen they will be whipping all over your faces. For anybody who's interested,
damngirl already turned in a totally fucking awesome recap of this first episode back ("HELL-O") a few days ago, if you want to read semi-coherant ravings about it and/or see tremendously terrible things on YouTube.
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Now, Internet, if you don't know that Sue Sylvester has a Bee In Her Bonnet, and it is called

You either have been hiding under the world's most SOULLESS AND JOYLESS ROCK, or you're a dick. Just flat out. (Clearly it's the bi-curious machinations of a cabal of doughy, misshapen teens at work.)
But say you are going,
damngirl, you asshole, we were promised NEW GLEE. NOT YOU STEALING QUOTES FROM JANE LYNCH.
( LET IT NOT BE SAID THAT I AM A CHEATER OR SWINDLER. BENEATH LIE SPOILERS FOR GLEE, 1X14, HELL-O. )
IT WAS GOOD FOR ME, WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU? (My condolences to all those who it will be good for in just under a week's time. But at least now you know what you have to look forward to!)
Also- we were given free mini-posters as part of our ticket fee- which I might add, went to the Grammy Foundation and Grammy in Schools programs (<3, Glee.):

Yes, now you know I have pale slate walls. And also that I call my paint color "Pale Slate".
Double Also: Mad props to Danielle Bruno, Writer/Editor of What Would Emma Pillsbury Wear, who was handing out tres adorable business cards for her site- and for rocking the sweater guard- although it lead to me having about 40 tabs open on Etsy and breaking up an Editorial Meeting to go "GUYS LOOK THIS ONE HAS PEARLS" many, many times.

You either have been hiding under the world's most SOULLESS AND JOYLESS ROCK, or you're a dick. Just flat out. (Clearly it's the bi-curious machinations of a cabal of doughy, misshapen teens at work.)
But say you are going,
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( LET IT NOT BE SAID THAT I AM A CHEATER OR SWINDLER. BENEATH LIE SPOILERS FOR GLEE, 1X14, HELL-O. )
IT WAS GOOD FOR ME, WAS IT GOOD FOR YOU? (My condolences to all those who it will be good for in just under a week's time. But at least now you know what you have to look forward to!)
Also- we were given free mini-posters as part of our ticket fee- which I might add, went to the Grammy Foundation and Grammy in Schools programs (<3, Glee.):

Yes, now you know I have pale slate walls. And also that I call my paint color "Pale Slate".
Double Also: Mad props to Danielle Bruno, Writer/Editor of What Would Emma Pillsbury Wear, who was handing out tres adorable business cards for her site- and for rocking the sweater guard- although it lead to me having about 40 tabs open on Etsy and breaking up an Editorial Meeting to go "GUYS LOOK THIS ONE HAS PEARLS" many, many times.
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For those miserable and writhing souls who have spent the past few months perishing for want of more of the absolutely delightful Glee -- have heart! Although FOX will continue to tickle the balls, lick the shaft, and utterly fail to swallow the gravy until the Glee premiere April 13, we'll be putting out a recap of the that BRAND NEW OMG IT HAS BEEN SO LONG I CAN ALMOST TASTE ITS SPARKLY DELIGHTS GLEE EPISODE tomorrow!
We have so many questions! We have missed the Gleeks so much! We hope they've been okay, that their lives have been filled with good arrangements and excellent costuming and choreography, and that someone has finally explained to Rachel what that swing in her dads' room is all about! We can't wait!
We have so many questions! We have missed the Gleeks so much! We hope they've been okay, that their lives have been filled with good arrangements and excellent costuming and choreography, and that someone has finally explained to Rachel what that swing in her dads' room is all about! We can't wait!