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fangasmicI don't know if you guys know, but around here at FG headquarters, we take porn really fucking seriously. To that ends, it's imperative that as soon as more information about this came out, I brought it to the world.
I'm sure everybody owns the classic porn parody, THE SEX FILES - A DARK XXX PARODY, which I described to someone as, "Oh my God, someone wrote an X-Files fanfiction and then they jacked some pornography into it and FILMED IT OH MY GOD IT IS LIKE HEAVEN DID YOU GUYS SEE THE PENCILS IN THE CEILING?" Translation: it's the best fucking porn parody ever done, and if you basically spent your years wishing Agents Scully and Mulder would just fuck already, this is kind of like candy to you. Trust me on this one: they even cast really convincing actors. What? Don't believe me? Here's the trailer:
Fair warning: it's mostly worksafe, but there's one blurred out ass-shot. To be fair, for a porn trailer, that's showing fucking remarkable restraint already.
If you enjoyed that, you're going to love the HELL out of its upcoming sequel, which apparently incorporates Marita, Diana Fowley (!!!), the Lone Gunmen (ten points from Gryffindor for whoever wrote that post on the website for not knowing offhand and immediately that the gunmen's names), and Krycek. This can only end in total fucking awesome.
To that ends, I finally have a reason to do a porn recap. It's like DOUBLE CHRISTMAS.
I'm sure everybody owns the classic porn parody, THE SEX FILES - A DARK XXX PARODY, which I described to someone as, "Oh my God, someone wrote an X-Files fanfiction and then they jacked some pornography into it and FILMED IT OH MY GOD IT IS LIKE HEAVEN DID YOU GUYS SEE THE PENCILS IN THE CEILING?" Translation: it's the best fucking porn parody ever done, and if you basically spent your years wishing Agents Scully and Mulder would just fuck already, this is kind of like candy to you. Trust me on this one: they even cast really convincing actors. What? Don't believe me? Here's the trailer:
Fair warning: it's mostly worksafe, but there's one blurred out ass-shot. To be fair, for a porn trailer, that's showing fucking remarkable restraint already.
If you enjoyed that, you're going to love the HELL out of its upcoming sequel, which apparently incorporates Marita, Diana Fowley (!!!), the Lone Gunmen (ten points from Gryffindor for whoever wrote that post on the website for not knowing offhand and immediately that the gunmen's names), and Krycek. This can only end in total fucking awesome.
To that ends, I finally have a reason to do a porn recap. It's like DOUBLE CHRISTMAS.