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As we have discussed many times in the past, porn is very important to the FG staff. So is Star Wars. So naturally, it would be very important to us to discuss the intersection of these two things in an unholy marriage:

Award-winning director Axel Braun announced today at the Geekscape Comic Con booth that he has started pre-production on Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, to be exclusively distributed by adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment.

The ambitious project will mark Vivid's first foray into the increasingly popular 3D format, and is set for release in September 2011.

-- Source

It's apparently going to be the most expensive porn ever made, to which I say, "WE WILL SEE, AXEL BRAUN, WE SHALL SEE," as I clutch at my copy of Pirates and its sequel, Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge.

I don't know if you guys know, but around here at FG headquarters, we take porn really fucking seriously. To that ends, it's imperative that as soon as more information about this came out, I brought it to the world.

I'm sure everybody owns the classic porn parody, THE SEX FILES - A DARK XXX PARODY, which I described to someone as, "Oh my God, someone wrote an X-Files fanfiction and then they jacked some pornography into it and FILMED IT OH MY GOD IT IS LIKE HEAVEN DID YOU GUYS SEE THE PENCILS IN THE CEILING?" Translation: it's the best fucking porn parody ever done, and if you basically spent your years wishing Agents Scully and Mulder would just fuck already, this is kind of like candy to you. Trust me on this one: they even cast really convincing actors. What? Don't believe me? Here's the trailer:

Fair warning: it's mostly worksafe, but there's one blurred out ass-shot. To be fair, for a porn trailer, that's showing fucking remarkable restraint already.

If you enjoyed that, you're going to love the HELL out of its upcoming sequel, which apparently incorporates Marita, Diana Fowley (!!!), the Lone Gunmen (ten points from Gryffindor for whoever wrote that post on the website for not knowing offhand and immediately that the gunmen's names), and Krycek. This can only end in total fucking awesome.

To that ends, I finally have a reason to do a porn recap. It's like DOUBLE CHRISTMAS.

[porn] It's Like Double Christmas. And It Is Just Not Double Christmas Without Double Penetration

[awesome] The Truth Is In Me. To The Left. Yes. Right There. Yes. YES.

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