ALL POINTS ALERT ALL POINTS ALERT

[stopitsomemore]

   THE USS HARLEQUIN IS LAUNCHING   

YOU GUYS MAY NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS SUCH A MAJOR FUCKING DEAL HERE, FOLKS, BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO REMEMBER THE AMAZEBALLS SGA_FLASHFIC CHALLENGE THAT TURNED INTO HARLEQUIN_SGA -- THRUSTERS ON FULL. THERE ARE COWBOY HEARTS TO WRANGLE AND ABANDONED PREGNANT VULCANS TO FEND FOR AND HIDDEN PRINCES AND IMPOVERISHED REGENCY WHO THE FUCK EVERS FOR LEONARD MCCOY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH.

[delicious] I Just Wanted Something to Read, Okay? I Was Desperate.

[thatneedslube]

Ladies, you know I love delicious bookmarks. Every time I dig through it I get my heart broken and laugh until I cry because it really is epic pain. You know what I mean. At first, it's all good. You're scrolling through your network and there's some good stuff tagged there.

But the next thing you know it's 3am on a Tuesday and you're staring, determined, at an actual subscription feed for something terrible like slave!Jensen or kitten!Merlin.

( DANGER, WILL ROBINSON, DANGER )

The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is going back for more because every time delicious punches me in the face I suddenly crave something even worse. "Oooh, maybe there will be something good for Generation Kill today!"

Probably not. But he only does it because he loves me.