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   THE USS HARLEQUIN IS LAUNCHING   

YOU GUYS MAY NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS SUCH A MAJOR FUCKING DEAL HERE, FOLKS, BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO REMEMBER THE AMAZEBALLS SGA_FLASHFIC CHALLENGE THAT TURNED INTO HARLEQUIN_SGA -- THRUSTERS ON FULL. THERE ARE COWBOY HEARTS TO WRANGLE AND ABANDONED PREGNANT VULCANS TO FEND FOR AND HIDDEN PRINCES AND IMPOVERISHED REGENCY WHO THE FUCK EVERS FOR LEONARD MCCOY TO FALL IN LOVE WITH.