Fangasmic

For those miserable and writhing souls who have spent the past few months perishing for want of more of the absolutely delightful Glee -- have heart! Although FOX will continue to tickle the balls, lick the shaft, and utterly fail to swallow the gravy until the Glee premiere April 13, we'll be putting out a recap of the that BRAND NEW OMG IT HAS BEEN SO LONG I CAN ALMOST TASTE ITS SPARKLY DELIGHTS GLEE EPISODE tomorrow!

We have so many questions! We have missed the Gleeks so much! We hope they've been okay, that their lives have been filled with good arrangements and excellent costuming and choreography, and that someone has finally explained to Rachel what that swing in her dads' room is all about! We can't wait!