[sequels] Mean Girls 2 Is Happening; Ready Your Flasks

[stopitsomemore]

Calling all ironic, mid-20s females who overidentified with Mean Girls when it came out in 2004, and everybody who applies the brilliance of its one-offs to delights like macros, more macros, and also, no joke, a fuckton of macros -- it is time.

I got this in my inbox yesterday. I'm trying not to think about if this is the first sign of the apocalypse.

( MEAN GIRLS 2 Casting Call. No, I am not fucking around. This shit is serious. )

( ETA: whyareyoulikethis' embarrassing reaction to this news. )

( ETA 2: whyareyoulikethis' hair is so big because it's full of shame. )

SUPERNATURAL JUST LEVELED UP YOU GUYS

[whyareyoulikethis]

SUPERNATURAL IS GOING TO BE AN ANIME.

HOLY SHIT. OUR FUCKING BRAINS JUST EXPLODED INSIDE OUR SKULLS AND THIS ENTRY IS BEING POSTED FROM THE ASTRAL PLANE. IT IS LIKE JAPAN AND KRIPKE ARE GANGING UP TO SKULLFUCK US. ANIME FANDOM AND SUPERNATURAL FANDOM ARE NOT TWO GREAT TASTES THAT WILL TASTE GREAT TOGETHER UNLESS YOU LIKE THINGS THAT TASTE LIKE INCEST AND DUB CON AND PEDO. DEAN WINCHESTER, YOU MIGHT WANT TO START PRE-LUBING NOW.

[comics] EFF NO, BATMAN

[thatneedslube]

FUCK NO.

I mean, everyone knows Batman knocks up Robin. Plus everyone smart knows that Superman's sperm could kill a man.