[franchises] Like a bad penny indeed, Indiana.

[whyareyoulikethis]

Take off your shirt and turn around, everyone. Get ready to feel the lash of Indiana Jones' whip on your back yet again.

Yes, that's right. In the latest installment of Franchises That Just Won't Die Why God, an Indiana Jones 5 movie is in the works, according to the SciFi Wire. But don't worry, apparently this one won't suck like the last one!

Sure. And maybe they'll call the fifth movie Indiana Jones and That Time I Tried To Drown Myself In My Extra Large Diet Coke At The Movie Theater.

I'm not so much disappointed in George Lucas. We expect this sort of thing from him. But Harrison Ford, why would you agree to this? Do you need help with your mortgage payments? We'll take up a collection. I swear!