[twitter] Are You Fucking Serious? Someone Get Those Flight Attendants Some Vodka.

[stopitsomemore]

So. Does everybody follow Jim Beaver's twitter account? Originally, this was going to be a round-up, but then I actually started to go through motherfucker's twitter account, and was like "GIRL, WHAT?" and so now, it is a Jim Beaver, What ARE You? post.

In chronological order, just the highlights:



Was it Jeffrey Dean Morgan? If it was, pull on your left ear. There are many girls who have tried to forward the Bobby/John Winchester effort who need this information. (I don't need this information. Wait until I'm looking away.)



Baby, word. You know who else is a lesbian trapped in a man's body? Sam Winchester.



Adorable! I wonder if Jim Beaver asks Jensen if he's read any good J2 RPS every time they see each other. I would!



Seriously, this can only end in yogurt bukkake and snakes on a motherfucking plane.

The only possible explanation is that working on Supernatural does something to the actors.

[crime] Vigilante Knitting on the Rise

[thatneedslube]

I've never been to a stitch'n'bitch, but from what I understand ladies (and gents) get together to knit or crochet and bitch about things. Maybe about how cold and sad their lamp posts, stop signs, and pay phones look. It's a common worry. Who hasn't looked outside and thought about the trees being cold and wet from snow?

Too many neighbourhood watch committees ignore this tragedy, which is why I assume The Midnight Knitter, or Salty Knits as she refers to herself, has gone on a vigilante knitting spree.

Trees looking both warm and fashionable? I support it. I just don't want to know what you did to that yarn to make it so salty.

[science] Reasons the Lois and Clark Virtual Seasons Were Miraculously Successful

[thatneedslube]

When The New Adventures of Lois and Clark ended, fans wrote several "virtual seasons" to fill the gap. Actual, decent story arcs that fixed problems and were simultaneously episodic and related. Most fanfiction doesn't do that. Fanfiction is a huge addiction for me, and just as huge is my addiction to badfic. You know the stuff. Nothing is in character, and everything is kind of ridiculous, but it's so deliciously soap opera-y you can't stay away?

Don't lie to me, guys, I know you do it. So here is some science showing the difference between canon and badfic trends for a few of my favourite shows.

( They (mostly) do not involve brown paper packages tied up with string, but sometimes people do get tied up. )