Fangasmic

I've never been to a stitch'n'bitch, but from what I understand ladies (and gents) get together to knit or crochet and bitch about things. Maybe about how cold and sad their lamp posts, stop signs, and pay phones look. It's a common worry. Who hasn't looked outside and thought about the trees being cold and wet from snow?

Too many neighbourhood watch committees ignore this tragedy, which is why I assume The Midnight Knitter, or Salty Knits as she refers to herself, has gone on a vigilante knitting spree.

Trees looking both warm and fashionable? I support it. I just don't want to know what you did to that yarn to make it so salty.