[unholy] I can't wait to see the inevitable sex pollen episode. Oh wait, yes I can

[whyareyoulikethis]

As you may already know, we here at FG have long been somewhat dubious of the new American relaunch of Torchwood.

Well hold onto to your tinhats, because shit just got real. As Ausiello reports, we've got preliminary casting information, and it features you'll never guess who:

Rex Matheson is a sharp-as-nails, funny-as-hell, tough-as-rawhide CIA agent who cares less about making a good impression than he does making a lasting one. Sounds juicy, right? So no wonder my sources tell me that both Dollhouse alum Enver Gjokaj and One Tree Hill grad Chad Michael Murray are eyeing the role.


Don't adjust your monitor, you read that correctly- there is a chance that Mayhem is coming Turchwad. We know. We know. We feel the same:

whyareyoulikethis: READ THIS: http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2010/10/22/torchwood-chad-michael-murray-amber-stevens/

stopitsomemore: dslfkjdsfl JUST THAT URL
IS GIVING ME A SEIZURE
OH MY Fdlkjsdlkjadfs;ljkadf

whyareyoulikethis: IT'S JUST WHAT YOU THINK IT ISSSSSSSSS
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I mean, that's not definite.
BUT STIIIIILL.

stopitsomemore: I like want to kill everybody
EVERYBODY

whyareyoulikethis: I KNOW.

stopitsomemore: Like it's the most unholy marriage of terrible things
Like fucking Mayhem
And Turchwad
You know what, but he would fit in.
Like b/c if Jack Harkness fucked you when you were like underage and then couldn't go to your prom
b/c he forgot
and had to go back to Wales to fuck someone else
he would probably bring you a car
maybe a car from the future

whyareyoulikethis: .....
*WEEPS*

stopitsomemore: OH MY GOD
IT'S SO TERRIBLE
IT'S LIKE EVERY TERRIBLE THING

whyareyoulikethis: TOGETHER ASDFGJHKLHLKJ

stopitsomemore: IT"S SO TERRIBLE
AND BEAUTIFUL
I CANNOT LOOK AWAY

whyareyoulikethis: I KNOW. IT'S LIKE SEEING A THREE-LEGGED DOG CHASE A TENNIS BALL OUT INTO TRAFFIC.
AND YOU CAN ONLY WATCH BUT DO NOTHING.

stopitsomemore: GOD IT IS
I HOPE IT'S TRUE
I WANT IT
NOW I WANT IT

whyareyoulikethis: ...ME TOO NOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH US.

stopitsomemore: you know who
Mayhem sort of reminds me of?
With his squint?
He's sort of like BB Dom Cobb
...I should be killed for introducing that thought into the universe.

whyareyoulikethis: ....yeah.
Somehow, that's almost the worst thing that's come out of this conversation.