Fangasmic

Dear Matt Smith,

I know thatneedslube and I have been hard on you. We've made a lot of cracks about your nose, your acting skills, and your uncanny ability to come off like a creepy old man who makes us itch to contact our local sex offender register. We've probably been unfair.

Be that as it may, do you really think that playing Christopher Isherwood in a movie and having a romance with this guy will make everything better? Do you think I'm going to forgive you for The Ruby and The Smoke just because you're going to make out with a boy on screen? Do you really, honestly, think I'm that shallow?

...Okay, fine, I am. Well played, sir. YOU GOT ME.

Grudgingly yours,
whyareyoulikethis

P.S. thatneedslube still hates you (recent Who spoilers in the link). SO THERE.