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There are jobs that seem too crazy to be true that you can actually do for a living. Like testing experimental aircraft. Or being a professional MPREG Furry.

What, you haven't heard about what is ostensibly the best job ever? A four-month old baby panda cub at Woolong National Nature Reserve in China needed good role models to help it grow up and be re-introduced into the wild, so obviously this job was created:

stopitsomemore: …oh my GOD BEST. JOB. EVER.

thatneedslube: Well, I wouldn't actually want it, but cute. though basically are they being paid to be furries? like...mpreg furries?

earthlogicpls: i have a worse question

thatneedslube: wow, is that possible?

earthlogicpls: do they do something to SMELL like pandas? because i think that's a bigger issue than looking like a panda

Probably the answer is yes, in case you were wondering.

So I'm not going to lie, my first reaction when I saw this post on Gawker talking about how they've cast Skeet "I'm Highly Susceptible to Peer Pressure" Ulrich as a lead for Law & Order: LA was basically to scream, "WHY GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?"

Then I read further and realized his character's name is going to be Rex Winter. Which Richard Lawson wisely pointed out make him sound like a gay porn star with a heart of gold and a dirrrrrty Treasure Island bareback 20-load weekend past -- alternately, had they wanted the heterosexual interpretation of that, they could have named him Rex Pussy, at which point I would have called Digital Playground to let them know there was probably some copyright infringement going on.

In conclusion, they're making more Law & Order. AND WE HAD JUST SUCCESSFULLY KILLED ONE OFF.

[Day Jobs] Professional MPREG Furry

[dead horses] Why Are You Doing This To Us, Dick Wolf?

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