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fangasmic2010-03-11 10:01 pm
thatneedslube) wrote in fangasmic2010-03-11 10:01 pm
Entry tags:
- arthur pendragon,
- baby why you gotta hurt me like this,
- batman,
- brad,
- bruce wayne,
- crushing disappointment,
- dick grayson,
- disney,
- generation kill,
- henry spencer,
- how could this have happened?,
- i just wanted something to read,
- i was desperate okay,
- let's hug it out,
- merlin,
- nate,
- psych,
- shawn spencer,
- so delicious so terrible,
- why god
[delicious] What Kind of World Is This? It's Kind of Crap!
I don't mean this world. Obviously we are super awesome in every way and people should be totally jealous of how sweet it is over here. But in fandom world? The world where we stick our characters and then beat them repeatedly? Man, that place sucks.
Proof positive:
Poor Arthur. All he wants is a sweet pair of legs and maybe a nice dinglehopper, but instead he got the world's worst manservant. Honestly, he can't even breathe underwater. Fail.
Shit like this happens to people in fanfiction. One day you're playing scrabble in the back yard, drinking a light beer with a few letters missing, and the next thing your son is full up on heroin and seizing all over your living room, getting disgusting mouth-foam or whatever all over your awesome couch. Jeez, it's like he was raised by wolves. (No, wait, that was last week.)
Disney can tell you over and over again that it is the happiest place on earth, and for normal people it totally is. But for fannish people? It's just a slew of new ways to mess with someone's head. Ladies who are dudes, be straight up with your man: tell him you have balls and that they would be awesome rubbed up against his balls. I think he'll appreciate it.
And we're not just talking about crazy people on the internet. Professionals do this stuff, too. How else would you explain the entire history of Batman? Answer: you wouldn't, because Batman would have already killed you and disposed of the body.
Keepin' it real, guys. There should be a support group for this action.
Proof positive:
Poor Arthur. All he wants is a sweet pair of legs and maybe a nice dinglehopper, but instead he got the world's worst manservant. Honestly, he can't even breathe underwater. Fail.
Shit like this happens to people in fanfiction. One day you're playing scrabble in the back yard, drinking a light beer with a few letters missing, and the next thing your son is full up on heroin and seizing all over your living room, getting disgusting mouth-foam or whatever all over your awesome couch. Jeez, it's like he was raised by wolves. (No, wait, that was last week.)
Disney can tell you over and over again that it is the happiest place on earth, and for normal people it totally is. But for fannish people? It's just a slew of new ways to mess with someone's head. Ladies who are dudes, be straight up with your man: tell him you have balls and that they would be awesome rubbed up against his balls. I think he'll appreciate it.
And we're not just talking about crazy people on the internet. Professionals do this stuff, too. How else would you explain the entire history of Batman? Answer: you wouldn't, because Batman would have already killed you and disposed of the body.
Keepin' it real, guys. There should be a support group for this action.