[delicious] I Just Wanted Something to Read, Okay? I Was Desperate.

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Ladies, you know I love delicious bookmarks. Every time I dig through it I get my heart broken and laugh until I cry because it really is epic pain. You know what I mean. At first, it's all good. You're scrolling through your network and there's some good stuff tagged there.

But the next thing you know it's 3am on a Tuesday and you're staring, determined, at an actual subscription feed for something terrible like slave!Jensen or kitten!Merlin.



NCIS, why you gotta hurt me like this? All I want is Tony kicking ass and also taking it up the ass.


Star Trek is a confusing time, okay? Who knows what's gen and what's creepy kidfic dubcon? It's a very fine line.


Ditto, in Harry Potter it's really hard for people to say what's bestiality and what's incest. They're just so close.


We discovered alien life when they asked for more SGA fic. We also discovered we should cut all ties with them because they asked for more of this.


I read this one and I still don't know what happened. It was very confusing and traumatic.


Everyone knows John Sheppard is a bit of a slutbag.


The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is going back for more because every time delicious punches me in the face I suddenly crave something even worse. "Oooh, maybe there will be something good for Generation Kill today!"

Probably not. But he only does it because he loves me.