[pictures] Thank you, universe- you like me, you really like me!

[whyareyoulikethis]

Don't adjust your computer monitor, this picture (probably) actually happened:


Yes, random fangirl, Matthew Bomer totally photobombed the picture you took with Zachary Quinto. Whoever you are, you win at life.

Of course this could be shopped, but since ZQ and Matt Bomer are college buddies who know each other in real life and are developing a pilot for the CW called "Nashville" (yes really), we think this is probably legit.

And even if it's not, who cares, this picture is important for two reasons:

1. It makes us sad that Matt Bomer never got to play Clark Kent/Superman. Look at whateverthefuck pose he's striking! He's clearly two seconds away from running to a phonebooth and ripping his shirt open to reveal his superhero digs underneath.
2. It reveals Matt Bomer's true spirit animal, the photobomb squirrel:


You're welcome.

[awesome] The Truth Is In Me. To The Left. Yes. Right There. Yes. YES.

[stopitsomemore]

I don't know if you guys know, but around here at FG headquarters, we take porn really fucking seriously. To that ends, it's imperative that as soon as more information about this came out, I brought it to the world.

I'm sure everybody owns the classic porn parody, THE SEX FILES - A DARK XXX PARODY, which I described to someone as, "Oh my God, someone wrote an X-Files fanfiction and then they jacked some pornography into it and FILMED IT OH MY GOD IT IS LIKE HEAVEN DID YOU GUYS SEE THE PENCILS IN THE CEILING?" Translation: it's the best fucking porn parody ever done, and if you basically spent your years wishing Agents Scully and Mulder would just fuck already, this is kind of like candy to you. Trust me on this one: they even cast really convincing actors. What? Don't believe me? Here's the trailer:

Fair warning: it's mostly worksafe, but there's one blurred out ass-shot. To be fair, for a porn trailer, that's showing fucking remarkable restraint already.

If you enjoyed that, you're going to love the HELL out of its upcoming sequel, which apparently incorporates Marita, Diana Fowley (!!!), the Lone Gunmen (ten points from Gryffindor for whoever wrote that post on the website for not knowing offhand and immediately that the gunmen's names), and Krycek. This can only end in total fucking awesome.

To that ends, I finally have a reason to do a porn recap. It's like DOUBLE CHRISTMAS.