Fangasmic

So, this morning, I scratched out thatneedslube's eyes to write this story.

BECAUSE I UNDERSTAND.

Okay, some back story. In the spirit of being a good editor, stopitsomemore sent out a link to this legitimate news story. If you're hesitant to click any of our links after the whole Jesus thing, here is the text, gloriously reproduced.

Dear Amy: I am a divorced woman in my mid-50s and am happy with my life. I have friends and great relationships with my kids, their spouses and the grandkids.

I have dated two men since divorcing, neither one for long. That has not bothered me until lately.

I recently read a popular book series. It was geared toward younger readers originally. I have been obsessed with these stories and have really grown attached to the primary male character.

I'm so sorry I don't have the same type of love that this character has for the female character. I have been depressed about this.

I don't know if I am having a "middle-age" breakdown or what. I don't know if I should seek counseling.

I feel like I am missing a lot all of a sudden, and I keep thinking about this character and wanting a love like he has. What is wrong with me?

Obsessed

Dear Obsessed: It seems the "Twilight" series may have sent you over the edge. If you confess to an obsession, wonder if you are having a breakdown and worry about your behavior, then you should seek counseling.

( The best part is that the Agony Aunt *assumes* it's Twilight. )

What do you think, dear readers? Is this the tip of the iceberg? Will Dear Abby next be asked how to have a werewolf-friendly Christmas when your pack has recently split over a half-vampire baby? (I would say spoiler, but everyone on the internet knows about this shit.)

More importantly, what awful, terrible, bad, no-good things do you love? Fandoms, movies, television, books, WHAT HAVE YOU! This is a zero-shame zone. I ADMITTED MY PROBLEM, COME FORTH, TELL US YOURS.