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According to E! Online, fans have already begun lining up in L.A. for viewing spots (not tickets!) for the red carpet premiere of the third movie in the Twilight franchise, Eclipse.

Most notable of the people profiled? A woman who flew to L.A. from Australia to join her fellow sisters waiting breathlessly at Camp Sparklemotion. Damn, girl.

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It's all fun and games until you ruin your Edward Cullen crotch panties.

I do try not to judge my fellow fangirls over the source materials they choose to, well, fangirl- a grown ass woman who owns all three High School Musical movies on DVD does not have the cred to pick up a stone, let alone cast it, and but for the grace of God go I into Jonas Brothers fandom. Besides, I must confess, myself and

damngirl will be paying money to see Eclipse. (I will also be paying money for the two large margaritas I'll need to consume to see Eclipse.)

Still. Am I the only one who wishes that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was on hand for these shenanigans?

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Where to start?

The terrifying, Sam-Winchesterian, veiny forehead?

The tumbling, greasy, unwashed locks?

I don't even know. It's late, it's early, it's too late.