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fangasmic2011-02-15 06:31 pm
thatneedslube) wrote in fangasmic2011-02-15 06:31 pm
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[delicious] Top Secret
Darlings, I debated posting some kind of fantastic valentine for you but instead I think I will celebrate February 15 (Lupercalia) by finding for you the best of the worst of delicious. What more could you ask for? I'm so good to you.
It's like you and I are watching entirely different Star Treks, lady. I think you have gotten something confused.
If you replace "bread" with "love" this makes more sense. But no, I'm sorry, is this a story about how romantic making bread is? For real?
Hi, have you ever watched NCIS? I'm just curious.
Wait, which of these things made you want to read this? No, nevermind, I am too busy laughing about Jensen Ackles being a super hot cocktail, full stop.
I admit I've never seen Vampire Diaries, but is he making stakes? To commit suicide or to kill someone? Maybe he just has a lot of teen angst. They're teenagers, right? Forget it, I don't care any more about this STI show.
I know just enough about both of these shows to hate this already and know that all of my friends have probably not only read it, but loved it.
I'm really worried this might be a porn vid for that owl movie that came out recently. The guardians thing.
What. WHAT. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. At first I thought "Oh, cute! A Howl's Moving Castle fusion!" but now I can't read it because it's recced by someone who thought a fleshy detachable penis was a fantastic idea. Sorry, see you never.
Aw man, delicious, why you gotta be this way? Can't you just throw some hot Steve/Danny at me? No? Why do I even date you. Why.
It's like you and I are watching entirely different Star Treks, lady. I think you have gotten something confused.
If you replace "bread" with "love" this makes more sense. But no, I'm sorry, is this a story about how romantic making bread is? For real?
Hi, have you ever watched NCIS? I'm just curious.
Wait, which of these things made you want to read this? No, nevermind, I am too busy laughing about Jensen Ackles being a super hot cocktail, full stop.
I admit I've never seen Vampire Diaries, but is he making stakes? To commit suicide or to kill someone? Maybe he just has a lot of teen angst. They're teenagers, right? Forget it, I don't care any more about this STI show.
I know just enough about both of these shows to hate this already and know that all of my friends have probably not only read it, but loved it.
I'm really worried this might be a porn vid for that owl movie that came out recently. The guardians thing.
What. WHAT. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. At first I thought "Oh, cute! A Howl's Moving Castle fusion!" but now I can't read it because it's recced by someone who thought a fleshy detachable penis was a fantastic idea. Sorry, see you never.
Aw man, delicious, why you gotta be this way? Can't you just throw some hot Steve/Danny at me? No? Why do I even date you. Why.
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