[blind item] If You Know the Rules of Blind Items, You Know Why I Shrieked

[stopitsomemore]

1. "Two stars were on a promotion tour out of the country for their recent movie. One star is engaged and is starting to make a name for himself. The other, also a male, is married. The two got so inebriated one night that they left a party together and ended up spending the night together. They woke up naked, cuddling, and in the same bed. Not Tom Hardy."

-- Source, Buzzfoto

And those rules of Blind Items are: if they mention it's not someone, it's usually someone related to who it isn't. And also, HA HA HA HA HA IS THIS SHIT ABOUT INCEPTION?

(Also, it's our first Inception post! I almost feel like we should mention the power of fandom and how something as tiny as calling someone "darling" once in a movie could launch a thousand assfuckings, but that's a post on the dynamics of kink memes for another day.)

[signs of the apocalypse] HELLO LADIES. LOOK AT YOUR- WTF

[whyareyoulikethis]

Rule 34 states that if it exists, there's porn for it. Perhaps it's time to come up with a new rule: if it exists, there's a kink meme for it.

And so we bring you the first-ever installment of what will probably be a regular feature on Fangasmic, Signs of the Apocalypse:

oldspice_kinkmeme, THE OLD SPICE MAN KINK MEME. The Old Spice Man meme may be fading according to the media, but he is alive and well in Fandom and ready to be crossed over with just about anything.

So, can Fandom top this one? What's next, a Fandom RPF kink meme?

[that just happened] Sherlock Fandom Edition: WHY, OH GOD, WHY

[thatneedslube]

Rest assured, Fangasmic fans, that someone here at FG has been working hard on making an epic post about how amazing the new BBC series Sherlock is. That's not what this post is about, though. No, while she's been slaving away over a hot laptop the rest of us have been obsessively watching, reading, and scanning the internet for new Sherlock fannish contributions and loving every second of it.

Sorry, maybe every other second of it, because there's a fair amount of WTFery in any given fandom, and while Sherlock is young it's certainly not immune.

( Shut up, you know you love this kind of shadenfreude. )

There you go, fandom. Terrible things for your Wednesday night / Thursday morning. I'm sure you really love me right now.

ETA 1: Two seconds after I made this post someone else posted fic about Lestrade in an abusive gay relationship and Sherlock and John save him by making their thing a threesome with him. Thanks, Sherlock kink meme.

ETA 2: WHY. These are Benedict's actual shoes that he actually owns. They are so sparkly even Zachary Quinto might worry about wearing them. Meanwhile here, wearing offscreen chucks or something similar he looks not only human, but attractive and not crazy. Just sayin'.