[blind item] If You Know the Rules of Blind Items, You Know Why I Shrieked

[stopitsomemore]

1. "Two stars were on a promotion tour out of the country for their recent movie. One star is engaged and is starting to make a name for himself. The other, also a male, is married. The two got so inebriated one night that they left a party together and ended up spending the night together. They woke up naked, cuddling, and in the same bed. Not Tom Hardy."

-- Source, Buzzfoto

And those rules of Blind Items are: if they mention it's not someone, it's usually someone related to who it isn't. And also, HA HA HA HA HA IS THIS SHIT ABOUT INCEPTION?

(Also, it's our first Inception post! I almost feel like we should mention the power of fandom and how something as tiny as calling someone "darling" once in a movie could launch a thousand assfuckings, but that's a post on the dynamics of kink memes for another day.)